chapotraphouse

I don't give a fuck, I'm gonna show my crest with pride!

My family crest:

Now this is getting into the Hexbear deeplore. I can remember browsing new when I read the accusation post and thought chapo.chat was absolutely done for

DO disclose that your apes are gone

never logging off and posting at all hours of the day and night is an opsec strategy to hide your timezone

And don't brag about your outdoor cat.

What about disclosing my easy and quick homemade chocolate bark recipe for tasty cannabis edibles with a really good kick to them?

Well, the chocolate part is easy and quick. Preparing the cannabis coconut oil is more complex. This recipe assumes you've made that already.

• 100g cannabis-infused coconut oil (Dilute the infused coconut oil with normal virgin coconut oil for a more mild effect. 50/50 is a good starting point.)
• 75g cocoa powder
• 50g maple syrup (Substitute pure honey for the maple syrup if that's easier to get where you live.)
• 5g vanilla extract
• 5g sunflower lecithin

Line a 20cm by 20cm cake pan with aluminum foil. Melt the coconut oil on low heat in a saucepan (preferably one with a spout). When the oil is completely liquid, add the other ingredients together and keep on low heat. Mix very thoroughly.

When the melted chocolate is completely smooth, pour it into the cake pan and level it. Put it in a freezer immediately and keep it there. It will keep for at least several weeks, probably longer.

with the influx of new users i expect a big uptick in the number of "hexbear is dying" posts in the coming year

Also avoid admitting to enjoying any mainstream television show.

I forgot about the family crest lol also don't disclose that you work for raytheon

Shit, too late with the fursona part

My family crest is the crest of Cichol, I don't have a fursona, and I don't have a steak subscription but if I was gonna have some kind of food subscription it's probably be for different kinds of coffee and tea.

Also never ask about the best rock stacking techniques on hexbear

Quarterly, I: Gules, a lion rampant queue fourch erect facing sinister Argent, armed and langued Or outlined Sable, crowned Or outlined Sable; II: Or, an eagle Sable charged with across its breast and wings a crescent Argent upward pointing with a crosslet Argent attached rising from the middle; III: Or, a capital letter 'W' Sable serifed; IV: Gules, the head and shoulders of St. John the Evangelist gardant Argent, with youthful face and long hair Argent outlined Sable and with halo Or outlined Sable, issuant from an inverted crown Or outlined Sable. Surmounting all at center a roundel Argent, double-bordered in Sable, charged with St. John the Baptist's head Argent, with beard and hair Sable, semi-gardant turned toward the dexter.

You can give us your fursonas

It definitely doesn't work like giving the fae your name!

Just post about your favourite condiments instead. I'll start, Marmite is cool and good 😎

That's a deep cut.

I bear the Crest of Timotheos, I don't have a fursona, and :im-vegan:

Real as fuck

my family crest is a guy with diarrhea it's me i'm the guy i ate too many french fries last night