I don't give a fuck, I'm gonna show my crest with pride!
My family crest:
this post was submitted on 15 Dec 2024
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What about disclosing my easy and quick homemade chocolate bark recipe for tasty cannabis edibles with a really good kick to them?
Well, the chocolate part is easy and quick. Preparing the cannabis coconut oil is more complex. This recipe assumes you've made that already.
- 100g cannabis-infused coconut oil (Dilute the infused coconut oil with normal virgin coconut oil for a more mild effect. 50/50 is a good starting point.)
- 75g cocoa powder
- 50g maple syrup (Substitute pure honey for the maple syrup if that's easier to get where you live.)
- 5g vanilla extract
- 5g sunflower lecithin
Line a 20cm by 20cm cake pan with aluminum foil. Melt the coconut oil on low heat in a saucepan (preferably one with a spout). When the oil is completely liquid, add the other ingredients together and keep on low heat. Mix very thoroughly.
When the melted chocolate is completely smooth, pour it into the cake pan and level it. Put it in a freezer immediately and keep it there. It will keep for at least several weeks, probably longer.
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And don't brag about your outdoor cat.
Now this is getting into the Hexbear deeplore. I can remember browsing new when I read the accusation post and thought chapo.chat was absolutely done for
what is the lore?
an admin doxxed themselves with hyper specific information
oh god the family crest
On r*ddit
a weirdo accused one of the first admins of doing pederastization to them, and their proof that it was real was a bunch of random facts from the admin's old reddit account, and for some reason that was convincing.
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with the influx of new users i expect a big uptick in the number of "hexbear is dying" posts in the coming year
I love how the new users profiles make it clear they're from bluesky. They all have texts that seem very public social mediaey. It's cute!
That which is dead may never die!
never logging off and posting at all hours of the day and night is an opsec strategy to hide your timezone
DO disclose that your apes are gone
Also avoid admitting to enjoying any mainstream television show.
UlyssesT is currently logged off again, so you should be safe for now.
I remember being incredibly confused when people kept talking about gamba and I kept imagining the shrimp.
i doxxed ulyssesT his name is luigi's mansion
Oh mama mia!
I really miss his rants about SC if he could just like come back once a month so i could just get a lil taste of that distilled hate.
UlyssesT 
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The 1488th type of liberalism
I enjoyed watching andor for like the few episodes I pirated before I got distracted for a few years.
I probably should finish watching it sometime.
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Shit, too late with the fursona part
I forgot about the family crest lol also don't disclose that you work for raytheon
He worked for raytheon?
No that was someone else
Lmao I remember that. I don't remember who it was but I remember going "no fucking way, seriously?"
I remember them complaining that people critiqued them/called them war criminals. "We can be comrades even though I work for Raytheon in one of their 'obviously evil' departments. There's no ethical consumption under capitalism"
Like the least evil thing you could do at Raytheon is be a janitor and even then I'd be giving you the side eye if you weren't trying to pull shit that made those fuckers lives more miserable or try to find a different job.
You need to be janitoring at Raytheton like you're playing Dale & Dawson Stationery Supplies
That's a deep cut.
my family crest is a guy with diarrhea it's me i'm the guy i ate too many french fries last night
My family crest is the crest of Cichol, I don't have a fursona, and I don't have a steak subscription but if I was gonna have some kind of food subscription it's probably be for different kinds of coffee and tea.
Also never ask about the best rock stacking techniques on hexbear
Just post about your favourite condiments instead. I'll start, Marmite is cool and good 😎
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You can give us your fursonas
It definitely doesn't work like giving the fae your name!
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Quarterly, I: Gules, a lion rampant queue fourch erect facing sinister Argent, armed and langued Or outlined Sable, crowned Or outlined Sable; II: Or, an eagle Sable charged with across its breast and wings a crescent Argent upward pointing with a crosslet Argent attached rising from the middle; III: Or, a capital letter 'W' Sable serifed; IV: Gules, the head and shoulders of St. John the Evangelist gardant Argent, with youthful face and long hair Argent outlined Sable and with halo Or outlined Sable, issuant from an inverted crown Or outlined Sable. Surmounting all at center a roundel Argent, double-bordered in Sable, charged with St. John the Baptist's head Argent, with beard and hair Sable, semi-gardant turned toward the dexter.
Making family crests was what people like the pepsi 
grifter did before pepsi
I bear the Crest of Timotheos, I don't have a fursona, and :im-vegan:
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