If you need motivation, pretend your toilet is Thatcher’s grave
badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
implying you aren’t already traveling there for every single defecation and urination need
I once had a dream i was peeing into toilet and i woke up peeing but not into a toilet
My brain clogs all the toilets so I can't pee in them.
lol yeah mine too. or puts them in weird places like in the middle of public rooms, stairwells, or very weird liminal bathrooms or even shudder carpeted bedrooms
ugh the bedroom ones are often clogged with clothes
any time i've pissed the bed, i was peeing in my dreams.
That happened to me as a kid and I think my sleep brain learned from the trauma. Now I'll pee in my dreams and wake up having to pee, but my pants are dry.
Synthesis: piss yourself
Literally me...
After a night drinking:
Need to poop to go to sleep
Getting out of bed will make me throw up
Get up and go pee there is no other way, accept the inevitable and do the needful.
This is so relatable. If I do get to sleep then I have crazy pee induced dreams.
real
last time i did this i had a dream where i just kept peeing and peeing but the urge to pee wouldn't go away and i was freaking out
Gray goo scenario but it's piss
That is my hell, never getting the relief of having peed.
fr rrr it do be like that, sometimes
Just let it flow...
Getting older + inhuman amount of coffee consumption= this. At least twice per night. Le sigh
a guy I used to know/work with, when he went to sleep really drunk, would get up in the middle of the night and pee all over his clean clothes. apparently the drunk logic was that he could wash the clothes, but walking to the toilet was a bridge too far.
Probably should have chosen the dirty clothes pile at the very least >.>