Bless the maker and his water.
this post was submitted on 18 Dec 2024
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If he were a worm, he'd be a silk worm, as silk has similar usage to linen
0.02 yard of silk = 1 worm coat
yes ofc
How tasty of a worm we talkin'? 
Flat out no, are you serious?
I’d tell people I’m a Marxist and what would they say, that I take my political opinions from a fucking worm? Any semblance of credibility I have would be gone.
People would be like, ‘You think capitalism makes no sense because your little worm told you’ and everyone would laugh. Shit, I’d question everything, whether dialectical materialism is even valid…BECAUSE IT WAS PROPOSED BY A WORM
i think people should give it more thought before just dismissing it off like that, feels lazy
They call me Doctor Worm
Are you a real doctor?
I'm not a real doctor, but I am a real worm I am an actual worm
I live like a worm
Marx would never be a gusano, this hypothetical is contradictory
Let us consider the value of a bag of compost
i am a worm
GROOVY!
YES
The Worm loves us. It will always love us, and thus it always has. It winds around the hot heart of our home star. It winds around every infinitesimal loop of genetic information. It provokes a shuddering series of cataclysms in the planetary crust of our home, but when our star grows cold, that cataclysm will warm us. We understand so much more. We will always be what we were going to be, wound tight in the love of the Worm.
WHAT WAS SHALL BE WHAT SHALL BE WAS
Marx would never be a gusano, how dare you?
How would Marx write Capital if he was a worm?
Cover himself in ink and crawl along the page in cursive
With the help of his wife, Worm Jenny
Wormarx 
womarx 😳
No, worms cannot operate a pen
100% literacy is impossible on a genetic level because some people are born handless.
China Bad
I don't know about a worm, but I think we would all be safer if Marx were a bear.
I would be a marxist even if the man himself was a poor fuck with warts on his cock
Yes, if he was like one of the worms from the hit Worms video game franchise and dropped a Concrete Donkey on capitalism.
Unfortunately, this would have to replace the Internationale: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0RlZsE3o6E
i don't see how this is unfortunate 
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
he would be the cutest wor- no wait wrong card.
Yes
Ew no
Oh, worm?
It would make me reconsider dialectical materialism.