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[–] TheDrink@hexbear.net 4 points 1 hour ago
[–] SweetLava@hexbear.net 6 points 1 hour ago

diamonds, so i can disprove the labor theory of value like a boss, epic style

[–] CarmineCatboy2@hexbear.net 1 points 37 minutes ago* (last edited 7 minutes ago)

is the speedy tree growth a property of the soil, location, or of whatever we plant in there? if i plant a fruit do i get a tree that gives out instant growth seed versions of that fruit?

because if so i'd like to patent 1 day growth date seeds.

An amalgam of precious metals. Gold, platinum, palladium, tec.

[–] arswaw@hexbear.net 2 points 1 hour ago

Probably the Nintendo Switch 2 because demand is about to skyrocket and that's pure profit BAYBEE!

[–] refolde@hexbear.net 1 points 49 minutes ago

REAL ANIMATE TERRACOTTA SOLDIERS SO I CAN HAVE AN ARMY TO OVERTHROW THIS ROTTEN EMPIRE

NOTE TO FEDS: THIS IS A JOKE AND IS ENTIRELY FICTIONAL THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS ANIMATE TERRACOTTA SOLDIERS

[–] Dolores@hexbear.net 5 points 1 hour ago

yards of linen

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 3 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

A giant panda. A plant sprouting large mammals would be a scientific marvel.

[–] NaevaTheRat@vegantheoryclub.org 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

wtf did the panda do to you?

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 1 points 1 hour ago

Rereading this, I guess you're right, it would have to be a living one.

The whim came to me as an idea to save the species. I guess it would be useless in and of itself without plenty of habitat.

[–] el_principito@hexbear.net 5 points 2 hours ago
[–] Carcharodonna@hexbear.net 4 points 2 hours ago

The universe

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 2 points 1 hour ago

So it doesn't hurt it right? I really wanna kitten tree

[–] Kuori@hexbear.net 5 points 3 hours ago

whatever the most expensive, in-demand medicine is i guess

insulin maybe? idk but i'd be passing that shit out like hotcakes

[–] MoonElf@hexbear.net 6 points 3 hours ago
[–] Shaleesh@hexbear.net 10 points 3 hours ago

Apples.

This way I have fresh apples tomorrow and I don't have to go to the store!

[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 9 points 3 hours ago

It'd go to Washington DC and bury one of those small suitcase nukes.

[–] Aquilae@hexbear.net 20 points 4 hours ago
[–] coeliacmccarthy@hexbear.net 8 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] SoyViking@hexbear.net 4 points 1 hour ago

CW cartoon of what you asked for

Reject modernity, retvrn to penis tree

[–] Bobson_Dugnutt@hexbear.net 2 points 2 hours ago

Earbuds, those things break all the time

[–] sexywheat@hexbear.net 10 points 4 hours ago

World champion winning thoroughbred racehorse semen

[–] PorkrollPosadist@hexbear.net 13 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (2 children)
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[–] Owl@hexbear.net 16 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I want to see what kind of video games grow on trees.

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 10 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

All Animal Crossing, Harvest Moon and Stardew Valley

[–] Tomorrow_Farewell@hexbear.net 6 points 3 hours ago

Lithography machines

[–] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 15 points 5 hours ago
[–] TheSpectreOfGay@hexbear.net 18 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

maybe lemons. i like lemons.

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 1 points 1 hour ago

How about your cousin? Cause I may have the town for you.

[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 18 points 5 hours ago

Hopefully no one would steal them

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 6 points 3 hours ago
[–] Azarova@hexbear.net 3 points 3 hours ago

a bottle of sparkling cider

[–] sovietknuckles@hexbear.net 20 points 5 hours ago (5 children)
[–] carpoftruth@hexbear.net 17 points 4 hours ago

Good news, you're describing a tree. You can do this

[–] sloth@hexbear.net 14 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (1 children)

goooood answer

i was gonna say cannabis

maybe lithium?

[–] Bobson_Dugnutt@hexbear.net 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Like pure metallic lithium? That would be extremely flammable.

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 3 points 1 hour ago

Only when it rains.

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[–] RangeFourHarry@hexbear.net 8 points 4 hours ago

A Nintendo Switch

[–] Wertheimer@hexbear.net 7 points 4 hours ago

The knowledge of good and evil

[–] AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net 14 points 5 hours ago
[–] Zoift@hexbear.net 13 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

What if i bury myself alive until the tree sprouts? Get some breathing tubes and such.

[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 12 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Clone tree

Though as the tree's "seed", you would have to remain there forever to keep giving it life

[–] Zoift@hexbear.net 16 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Bet, alternate version of me are just as valid as the OG. I'll carry on to start the Zoive(Zoift hive)

[–] Zoift@hexbear.net 17 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Hex, is it immoral to become your own omelas? Asking for a friend.

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 7 points 3 hours ago

Becoming Omelas (a body that lives in the dirt forever) so that you can destroy Omelas (The United States) is moral, because eventually you will achieve world communism and will be able to free the dirtbody.

[–] supafuzz@hexbear.net 15 points 5 hours ago
[–] hexbee@hexbear.net 16 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 18 points 5 hours ago
[–] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 6 points 4 hours ago

pecorino romano chesse wheels

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