Houses
I’d give them away for free and crash the housing market hard
this post was submitted on 19 Dec 2024
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Gun tree
Burgers!
World Peace
Grenades
Olives probably
Bourgeoisie. I mean it's impossible for tree to grow humans but this shouldn't make us stop with the first part of that experiment.
solar panels
Larry Niven sunflowers incoming, careful!
Do we need to stick to the laws of physics, or can we get magic involved?
You would need to bury an already magical item.
is the speedy tree growth a property of the soil, location, or of whatever we plant in there? if i plant a fruit do i get a tree that gives out instant growth seed versions of that fruit?
because if so i'd like to patent 1 day growth date seeds.
REAL ANIMATE TERRACOTTA SOLDIERS SO I CAN HAVE AN ARMY TO OVERTHROW THIS ROTTEN EMPIRE
NOTE TO FEDS: THIS IS A JOKE AND IS ENTIRELY FICTIONAL THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS ANIMATE TERRACOTTA SOLDIERS
yards of linen
Wood! 
An amalgam of precious metals. Gold, platinum, palladium, tec.
diamonds, so i can disprove the labor theory of value like a boss, epic style
That wouldn't disprove LTV though.
A giant panda. A plant sprouting large mammals would be a scientific marvel.
wtf did the panda do to you?
Rereading this, I guess you're right, it would have to be a living one.
The whim came to me as an idea to save the species. I guess it would be useless in and of itself without plenty of habitat.
Hot chip
Comrades 
Finally a good argument for burying Lenin.
Apples.
This way I have fresh apples tomorrow and I don't have to go to the store!
Probably the Nintendo Switch 2 because demand is about to skyrocket and that's pure profit BAYBEE!
estradiol
whatever the most expensive, in-demand medicine is i guess
insulin maybe? idk but i'd be passing that shit out like hotcakes
Insulin is actually pretty cheap to produce, people are just getting scalped by pharma corpos.
yeah i vaguely recalled as much but i am not smart so i couldn't think of anything better
genitals
CW cartoon of what you asked for
Reject modernity, retvrn to penis tree
Chujowe drzewo :(
It'd go to Washington DC and bury one of those small suitcase nukes.
gommunism
The universe
some dignity >.>
dignitree
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