"I need 3kg of beanis for an owl! Hurry up! No, I'm not paying!"
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If they've gone into hypobeanic shock they'll need 10 ccs of 1% beanis sulfate injected directly into the weanus.
The revolution that feeds the owls gets my support 
I saw that video a few weeks ago and holy fuck is that a funny bear. He goes straight for the candy aisle, eats his favorite chocolates, then leaves. Comes back later and does the same thing. Gets chased out of the store by animal control, but not before taking a bag with him. Waits for the automatic door to open before going in or out.
Makes sense he's a poster here.
He also shoplifts at the self-checkout. :gigachad:
lmaooo doesn't he steal shit from behind the counter a few times? I think he swiped a candy bar near the register one time.
Unlimited shoplifting comrade bears on petite bourgeois 7/11 owners.
Edit: LMAOOOOOO nope the bear who terrorizes the register is this one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThB-7EIPPT4
I've seen the bear in OP before. He likes to mostly eat on the aisle floor, not near the checkout:
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STALIN SHOULDN'T HAVE STOPPED AT BERLIN! THE SINO-SOVIET SPLIT AND ITS CONSEQUENCES HAVE BEEN A DISASTER FOR HUMANKIND!
"German unification was a mistake."
"Give me all your salmon, I'm not asking twice!"
EXCUSE ME SIR, DO YOU SELL JARRITOS?
DISCULPE SEÑOR, ¿SE VENDE JARRITOS?
YOU'RE NO SHOES NO SHIRT NO SERVICE SIGN WILL NOT RESTRAIN ME!
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Idk something about DS9 I guess
CHICKEN NUGGIES!!!
GTFO SCAB, we're on strike! (the bear works there)
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU RAINBOW IMPERIALIST
DIRTY USHANKA!
First thought that came to mind was all of the lyrics.to suffrsgette city by David bowie.