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[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 36 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I saw that video a few weeks ago and holy fuck is that a funny bear. He goes straight for the candy aisle, eats his favorite chocolates, then leaves. Comes back later and does the same thing. Gets chased out of the store by animal control, but not before taking a bag with him. Waits for the automatic door to open before going in or out.

Makes sense he's a poster here.

[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 21 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

He also shoplifts at the self-checkout. :gigachad:

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 13 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

lmaooo doesn't he steal shit from behind the counter a few times? I think he swiped a candy bar near the register one time.

Unlimited shoplifting comrade bears on petite bourgeois 7/11 owners.

hexbear-shining

Edit: LMAOOOOOO nope the bear who terrorizes the register is this one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThB-7EIPPT4

I've seen the bear in OP before. He likes to mostly eat on the aisle floor, not near the checkout:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xApoL_UdFvM

[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 6 days ago

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[–] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 14 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Idk something about DS9 I guess

[–] Alunyanners@lemmygrad.ml 10 points 6 days ago

dark souls 9? 😳

[–] AcidSmiley@hexbear.net 13 points 6 days ago
[–] MolotovHalfEmpty@hexbear.net 12 points 6 days ago
[–] curmudgeonthefrog@hexbear.net 11 points 6 days ago

GTFO SCAB, we're on strike! (the bear works there)

[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 11 points 6 days ago

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU RAINBOW IMPERIALIST

[–] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 7 points 6 days ago

DIRTY USHANKA!

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 45 points 1 week ago (3 children)

"I need 3kg of beanis for an owl! Hurry up! No, I'm not paying!"

[–] Alunyanners@lemmygrad.ml 10 points 6 days ago

beanis

was about to say-

[–] Ildsaye@hexbear.net 4 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

The revolution that feeds the owls gets my support parenti-hands

[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 33 points 1 week ago

If they've gone into hypobeanic shock they'll need 10 ccs of 1% beanis sulfate injected directly into the weanus.

STALIN SHOULDN'T HAVE STOPPED AT BERLIN! THE SINO-SOVIET SPLIT AND ITS CONSEQUENCES HAVE BEEN A DISASTER FOR HUMANKIND!

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 34 points 1 week ago

"German unification was a mistake."

[–] KalleKatt@hexbear.net 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"Give me all your salmon, I'm not asking twice!"

[–] HarryLime@hexbear.net 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

EXCUSE ME SIR, DO YOU SELL JARRITOS?

[–] blunder@hexbear.net 22 points 1 week ago

DISCULPE SEÑOR, ¿SE VENDE JARRITOS?

[–] TheDrink@hexbear.net 21 points 1 week ago

YES HE DESERVED TO DIE AND I HOPE HE BURNS IN HELL!

[–] culpritus@hexbear.net 19 points 1 week ago

YOU'RE NO SHOES NO SHIRT NO SERVICE SIGN WILL NOT RESTRAIN ME!

[–] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

CHICKEN NUGGIES!!!

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago

First thought that came to mind was all of the lyrics.to suffrsgette city by David bowie.