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[–] NewAgeOldPerson@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

If I'm being honest, it looks like a badly kept hotel room.

[–] MacNCheezus 70 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Fellas, is it gay to have a moderately tidy bedroom?

[–] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 33 points 1 day ago (2 children)

It's entirely tidy, let's be honest here.

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Is entirely tidy, gay-er than moderately tidy?

[–] MacNCheezus 2 points 1 day ago

I mean, I would think so? If it’s moderately tidy you can still use the “best effort” excuse. If it’s super tidy you’re either a woman or a serial killer (or both I guess).

[–] MacNCheezus 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I bet you any woman with half her shit together could find at least 5 things wrong with that picture, probably more.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Not a woman, I don't think, but the main blanket/duvet thing is too lumpy to be hotel perfect. The frames on the walls are at seemingly random heights. The bedside lamps don't match. The clock placement is terrible/an eyesore. And the black pillow should be in front of the two smaller pillows.

[–] lud@lemm.ee 4 points 1 day ago

Perfect is the enemy of good

[–] Doorbook@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

the clock stresses me out

[–] icedcoffee@lemm.ee 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What is the second picture?

[–] TacoNot@mander.xyz 4 points 1 day ago

A 10 inch butt plug

[–] Frostbeard@lemmy.world 39 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I spent so many years in the army I am stil not really de-institutionalized. I made my bed every day as a student with bed spread as I didn't want to dirty my bed clothes I'm case someone sat on the bed (small room). I still fold clothes for easy counting. I used to make my wife super angry when I complained about clutter "in the common rooms" as I always took my comic, book or whatever with me as I left the room.

Tbh I only ever got positive comments from the women I dated.

[–] frayedpickles@lemmy.cafe 1 points 3 hours ago

But what about the men you dated? 🙃

[–] ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago

Looks like the kind of guy that actually puts his drugs away when not using them.

Not to be trusted.

[–] olafurp@lemmy.world 88 points 2 days ago (9 children)

So many people have thought I was gay I went into introspection. Turns out I'm very straight.

[–] whoisearth@lemmy.ca 63 points 2 days ago (9 children)

I will say this in my bluntly antiquated way (47 man).

I kissed my buddy in high school because fuck it it was a dare. Didn't like it it's fucking weird. I wear pink. Love pink. I've painted my nails, dyed my hair, wore a dress before. I do all that because I know I'm straight. It's hilarious watching less secure people do juggling exercises in their heads when I know I'm going home and I'm fucking chicks.

My current gf is far more conservative than I am so I've toned down a lot but my joke has always been my grandma thought I was gay and asked my cousin once. He told her I'm not because he's walked in on me so many times having sex with girls lol.

Moral of the story, don't give a fuck what people think. Do you and if doing you is being gay then be fucking gay. Own it. Trust people like me will have your back if some dickhead pushes back.

I'm with John Waters. We need to bring perverts back into fashion.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

This sort of thinking is what made me realize that early gay figures (e.g. think the extremes of San Francisco and the like) were straight-up punk rock. "You don't like us and want to harm us? Check it out, I'm walking my partner on a leash and we're not wearing pants. Go fuck yourself." That perspective really morphed my view into a real respect.

[–] Lycist@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Dude, same.

I don't wear much pink, but I paint my nails, I color my beard non-standard colors (I look great in purple).

Completely straight, never once had an interest in the same gender. I often accompany friends to drag shows and gay bars and I have a blast.

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[–] AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago

I'm my late teens and early twenties, I had several occurrences of gay guys hitting on me, to the point where I started to worry that there was something about me. It seems funny to me now, but I really did have a period of wondering if I could be and was just repressing it because of my Catholic upbringing. But ultimately I realized that I just didn't find guys attractive at all, and even the thought of kissing a guy was kind of a boner killer. So I get what you're saying, even though on the surface it sounds funny to say you wondered if you could be gay.

Sometime later I ended up with a couple of close gay friends, and I mentioned it to them. They said it was probably because I put out a very non-judgemental vibe and didn't seem like a homophobe, so it probably didn't seem risky to hit on me.

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[–] solomon42069@lemmy.world 106 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Not pictured: The giant crate full of dildo's, furry costumes and assorted fetish gear under the bed.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 54 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It is pictured, just not visible

[–] INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone 26 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Theres three naked dudes under that bed you just know it.

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[–] Korne127@lemmy.world 25 points 2 days ago

This looks so much like a hotel room

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 127 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Bedside lamps don't match, not gay

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[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 40 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Not gay, I just fear the idea of being around another human. I am incapable of romance.

[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 11 points 2 days ago (7 children)

It's easy. Just pretend everyone is a cat.

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 11 points 1 day ago (4 children)

"Hey don't worry about shitting in the closet; I'll scoop it up later."

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[–] Clbull@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago
[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 35 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (9 children)

Silly silly bedroom lol. Malelivingspace is the malefashionadvice for chubby reddit boys. Everything plain, soulless, and inoffensive. No character whatsoever, just "stick to the template," Eames lounges and brasilia credenzas galore. The only place online where "what color KALLAX should I get to match my 670?" is asked as a serious question and will get many strongly opinionated replies.

Live a little in your living space. I think even basic.space gives better homespherebuilding advice than that sub

[–] OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works 22 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I legit thought the picture was of a hotel room at first

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[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 25 points 2 days ago (5 children)

I must admit, I never make the bed when my wife is out of town.

[–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 27 points 2 days ago (12 children)

Am gay. I don't make the bed unless I expect visits. Does it make me feel fricking good to see a tidy bed and house? Yes. Will I do it every day? Absolutely not.

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[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 42 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (10 children)

This seems like the thread to ask. I am wiring up a two-way switch so that a person on either side of my bed can turn the bedside light on or off without having to roll over to the side that the light is on. Is... Is that gay?

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 37 points 2 days ago (2 children)

It is gay, yes, but since you're doing electrical work it's pretty butch. I'd say it makes you more lesbian than anything else. If you get some smart plugs to put them lamps on you can set them for voiced activation and regain some heterosexuality (but only the nerdy, techy kind that comes with big Reddit Mod energy).

If you want to be back into Normal Straight Bro territory you have to make the voice command for the lamps the sound of you railing a chick. It's the only way to square things up. I'm sorry, I don't make the rules, and homo math can be very complicated.

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[–] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 50 points 2 days ago (2 children)

OK, now I wanna see the second pic. Cause that boy has a lovely bedroom. I would be very happy to get my ass destroyed in.

But I need to see a second pic, to see if he has a nice bedroom.

What? I have standards.

[–] a_random_lunatic@linux.community 50 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (11 children)

Nah just another part of the room

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[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If you need someone else to tell you who you are you should never leave the house. Seriously.

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 34 points 2 days ago (2 children)

This is so bizarre. So his GF decides he's gay, because his room is tidy? No mention of sex life, so I'm going to assume there's no issues there.

Such a weird assumption to make.

[–] Luccus@feddit.org 38 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (4 children)

I have "the aura". And although I don't know what that means, I've started asking anyone who asks me if I'm actually gay, what leads them to that assumption.

The current top picks are:

I look put together, I care about hygene, I clean my home, I'm usually friendly, I look happy.

Like… their assumption is correct. But when did caring for oneself become a sign of the big gay? What are straight people doing?!

[–] bane_killgrind@slrpnk.net 37 points 2 days ago

The straights are not doing well

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