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[–] peeonyou@hexbear.net 13 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

when has there ever been 2 amtrak trains running at the same time?

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Amtrak and the national parks are the only good thing about this country. Of course, they're the ones everyone keeps calling to abolish.

Come to think of it, don't suppose Amtrak is hiring? I'd love to shitpost about high speed rail for a living.

[–] jack@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago

don't suppose Amtrak is hiring?

If they are, I wouldn't expect the job to last long under the incoming privatization regime

[–] FunkYankkkees@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago

Amtrak ... are the only good thing about this country

That is depressing

[–] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 38 points 2 days ago

On the outside I'm like

cute holiday themed post!

On the inside I'm like

I wan see demm trains fuggin

[–] Alisu@hexbear.net 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

There's like 4 different sets of eyes on them

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 day ago

biblically accurate locomotives

[–] wtypstanaccount04@hexbear.net 24 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Those sleeper cars aren't just for sleeping you know

[–] TrashGoblin@hexbear.net 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] VOLCEL_POLICE@hexbear.net 5 points 2 days ago

The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

volcel-police

Please don't make the Amtrak employees have to clean that up.

[–] Balefirex@hexbear.net 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)

wouldn't trains kissing be a crash at an intersection or something

[–] DickFuckarelli@hexbear.net 18 points 2 days ago
[–] hungrybread@hexbear.net 25 points 2 days ago

Whatever gets Americans to demand more trains.

[–] Josephine_Spiro@hexbear.net 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Drewfro66@lemmygrad.ml 14 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

The right train has eyelashes, that means the train has a vagina.

EDIT: Trussy

[–] wtypstanaccount04@hexbear.net 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] miz@hexbear.net 13 points 2 days ago

I'm not looking for the express train if you know what I mean