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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 18 points 6 months ago

we'd put them all in a gulag and call it hexbear.net

[–] Eco@hexbear.net 14 points 6 months ago (1 children)

my wife showed me this post and said, "i'll protect you" agony-deep

[–] RiotDoll@hexbear.net 6 points 6 months ago
[–] Cowbee@hexbear.net 12 points 6 months ago
[–] Facky@hexbear.net 4 points 6 months ago

We do. We even have a prison camp for them. It's called Saturday Night Live.

[–] AernaLingus@hexbear.net 4 points 6 months ago

Just guillotine me now, I don't want to suffer the embarrassment of a trial

[–] roux@hexbear.net 3 points 6 months ago

Welp, I guess I'm getting the wall.

[–] Redcuban1959@hexbear.net 3 points 6 months ago
[–] Cutecity@hexbear.net 1 points 6 months ago

Humour was invented as catharsis against the perverse consequences of oppression as a way to maintain it ongoing, therefore funny is reactionary

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 1 points 6 months ago

I'd be fine

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 1 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

who the fuck is scraeming "logout" at my house. show yourself, coward. i will never logout

[–] BennyCHill@hexbear.net 1 points 6 months ago

But comedy has famously been made illegal by woke already, if both being funny and unfunny is illegal how am i supposed to be?