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submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by WhyEssEff@hexbear.net to c/slop@hexbear.net
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[–] kristina@hexbear.net 63 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (5 children)

pictured: 1909 russian empire serfs with a cart that clearly has a wheel in it.

pictured: a soviet train

your grandma is unskilled

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 31 points 2 months ago

She never learned the kids song "The...You know, the things, on the bus, they go round and round"

biden-alert

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 28 points 2 months ago

That train goes hard

[–] WeedReference420@hexbear.net 28 points 2 months ago

The Soviets banned the use of the wheel for being bourgeois decadence

[–] TraschcanOfIdeology@hexbear.net 27 points 2 months ago

Maybe the grandma had some kind of congenital blindness and she could only get Healthcare thanks to the communist state, and gained sight at 12.

[–] ClimateChangeAnxiety@hexbear.net 24 points 2 months ago

That’s one of the most beautiful trains I’ve ever seen god damn

[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 61 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Depending on the grandma's age, that implies the Soviets defeated the Axis without wheels or sent Yuri Gagarin into space without wheels. It makes either accomplishment much more impressive

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 34 points 2 months ago

smuglord A rocket doesn't need wheels, it flies. Checkmate tankies.

[–] MF_COOM@hexbear.net 51 points 2 months ago (3 children)
[–] miz@hexbear.net 34 points 2 months ago

loser just does the job for free

[–] AmarkuntheGatherer@lemmygrad.ml 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Why do spooks think this is a decent response to being called out? Real people don't look up to them. They have to invest realities far removed from this one too be able to say "look at this cool spook, he helped invade Afghanistan, isn't he great?"

[–] tocopherol@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Not knowing what words were auto-removed from your comment makes it look like it could have been super offensive lol.

[–] AmarkuntheGatherer@lemmygrad.ml 11 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Here's me, just figuring out sрооk is removed in hexbear.

[–] MF_COOM@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago

The plot thickens

[–] tocopherol@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I would have never guessed that was it haha, I figured it was something that is fine in different contexts like that though. I realized too I can go to the context on your instance to see it if it's only removed here.

But wait that wasn't removed, is it only the plural banned?

Edit: no both were removed in your original comment, Idk what's going on ohnoes

[–] invalidusernamelol@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

removed: singular

removed : plural

spooked : adverb

spooky: adjective

removedastic: compound

The last one is interesting, the filter ate the 't' in '-tastic'

Copied exactly from their non-censored comment:

sрооk

The reason being they used cyrillic o

[–] AmarkuntheGatherer@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 2 months ago

Also the Cyrillic r!

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 51 points 2 months ago

Damn, someone stole my bit

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 50 points 2 months ago

Lmao please tell me people roasted this idiot. Soviets had cars, I know because the west wouldn't stop making fun of them all through the 90s

[–] jimmyjohnsilverhand2@hexbear.net 48 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Twitter users should be beaten for saying stupid shit like this

[–] Bobson_Dugnutt@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

The internet would be a more civilized place if you could punch people remotely

[–] Bobson_Dugnutt@hexbear.net 42 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Pretty cool that the Soviet Union (and this dork's grandma) existed in 3,500 BCE

[–] WeedReference420@hexbear.net 21 points 2 months ago

Civilization games be like

[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 38 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The sheer absurdity of someone with those flags in their display name accusing a country of being "imperialist fascists"

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 25 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Wish they had a Baltic flag too so I could do the "polishing horse ***** until they were elevated to sapience by the Soviet Union" bit

[–] Blakey@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago
[–] iridaniotter@hexbear.net 37 points 2 months ago
[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 34 points 2 months ago
[–] SwitchyandWitchy@hexbear.net 32 points 2 months ago

It the Soviet Union had wheels she would've been a bike. /Jk

[–] plinky@hexbear.net 29 points 2 months ago

being a nafo poster, that would put grandma roughly after the first space flight, right?

Seems the one who replied and defended the USSR wasn’t even a communist

[–] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 26 points 2 months ago

rare to see such ratios on post-Musk twitter but he did it. wow

[–] Wolfman86@hexbear.net 25 points 2 months ago

The person has the fucking Israeli flag in their name and they’re talking about imperialist fascist states.

[–] IMF_DOOM@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago

Waow, so cool that his grandma was born in 4514 BC

[–] sloth@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

imagine no cheese liberty-weeping