and if you tell these fuckers to read another book, they'll read The Lord of the Rings then start a company that makes child-killing drones and name it Nazgul or some shit like that
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I'm surprised more chuds don't decry Tolkien because he openly told the nazis to kick rocks and that if he was Jewish he'd be proud of it.
cognitive solution: 'Tolkien was a pro israeli anti socialist'
Palantir already exists.
Also a new "home security" start-up called Sauron!
Also Anduril (industries)
America’s defense industrial base, which has helped to deter war and maintain peace for decades is being left behind. The arsenal we need is an order of magnitude more than we can build at present. We need a different approach to generating military power. The good news is this is now possible. See how Anduril is disrupting defense production, and how you can get involved.
Although
disrupting defense production, and how you can get involved.
harry potter chuds are somehow funnier than harry potter libs
think about it: if white 'people' didn't exist you wouldn't have had to read this tweet
I'm doing my part! (being gay and not having children)
I'm doing my part! (Convincing Xi to send in the nukes)
I mean if we really want to talk in their snake tongue, Quirinus Quirrell represents the Democrats/Labour while Voldemort represents the Republicans/Tories. And every single member of the allegorical symbol of the inbred aristocratic imperialist-to-fascist British ruling class that are the death eaters are the PMC petty bourgeoise individualist that shit themselves crying when they can't have their treats
None Of These Words Are In The Bible
Neither is Satan as Lucifer, nor satan itself, but that doesn't stop people from adding that fanfic into the official story as a Canon author event.
Speaking of fanfic, I'm gonna tell everyone that the Harry Potter books are expansions upon the Bible and Harry Potter is an allegory for the messiah coming back to earth to be a shitty cop.
Christian hell and deamons 🤝 Star Wars legends
Yuuzhan Vong are gods judgement upon Georgr Lukas for selling out to the daemons of mouse corp.
Republicans: Xenomorph
Democrats: The Thing
Communism: Culture Minds
Republicans: Society
Democrats: also Society
So the democrats are someone I've never heard of and the Republicans are the dad of a shitty rich kid. I guess that does kinda track
Other way around
Oh, that is kinda weird then.
wasn't lockhart also evil or am i misremembering
nvm who cares hope this guy shits his pants and dies
Lucius is a sneering old money wizard-nazi.
Lockhart is just a new money self serving backstabber. He portrayed himself as a hero, but all his exploits were actually done by other people and he just took credit.
I'd guess they're doing the vulgar "class" analysis where liberal/college educated = "elite" as a stand in for actual class
And thanks to Joanne’s brainworms, the fact that both parties are transphobic also fits into the metaphor.
Gilderoy Lockhart, coward and grifter, versus Voldies Hopeful Fleshlight?
I still give it to the Fleshlight.
I would rather be shot in the face than read the rest of that post
He gets into some pretty open queer/transphobia grooming bullshit halfway down it so I’d say you made the correct choice.
Critical support. That haven't read another but but they understood the one they read.
isn't the guy on the right from that silly game of thrones spinoff show where every main character is a khaleesi
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