>find that wokeness originates from localhost (your brain)
>remove localhost (your cranium)
WHAT PORT DOES WOKE USE WHY IS IT MOUNTED AS A FILE 
this post was submitted on 11 Jan 2025
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in Un*x, everything is a file
it would be a socket right? :thonk:
Really should've went with "docker stop woke & & docker rm woke"
i just type the file paths
cd /http/woke
sudo docker-compose down
cd ..
sudo rm -rf woke
You're thinking of Plan 9
shoutout to his sycophant below who has accomplished ‘hello world’
Ya they say the most basic tech shit and think they're smart.
LIB_STATUS=smashed
while true
do
echo "Lib status: $LIB_STATUS"
done
gay(buttbidet).
lib(virgil).
based(X) :- gay(X), \+ lib(X).
I guess I’m not cynical enough because I thought that person was mocking Elon with that program.
They are mocking Musk , it's similar to 
I fucking hate Elon reply guys so much
They are my favorite flavor of chud. Their lapdogging is so amusing.
wait that's not a joke reply lmao
could've sworn it was with the print statements
If this was 2010 this would be printed on a ThinkGeek tshirt
ThinkGeek would have formatted the rm -rf command correctly.
Elon Musk and the Rick and Morty szechuan sauce incident made it embarrassing to be a geek/nerd again.
when I want to seem cool and smart, I subtly let people know that I am aware of the format of an IP address
Hey Erik, function delete_wake_virus just prints to the terminal. Did you mean to have it delete the directory woke_mind_virus? Gonna mark this PR as needing further work.
this is Tate-style shitposting complete with the easy attack angle for people to point out, it's designed to raise engagement from people epic owning it. You shouldn't engage with it at all.
That's not how you use rm you dunce
creating a GUI in C++ to track the source IP...... bingo, got it...
tracing host location...... bruteforcing password........ and... i'm... in.
run program white_killing_communism.exe
run program gay_DEI.exe
kill program capitalism_equity_of_opportunity.exe, run and replace with communism_equity_of_outcome.exe
almost there....
[LOGIN TO ADMIN][USERNAME USA AMERICAN GOVERNMENT][PASSWORD FREEDOM1776]
ADMIN upload woke_mind_virus.SJW
ADMIN send woke_mind_virus.SJW to all connected devices
[shut down]
my job here is done.
all the comments are blue checks going "thank you sir, very epic!". he turned twitter into facebook, incredible.
I too keep my woke mind virus in my root directory.
not even from family at 192.168.1.10, smh
Elon getting a lobotomy soon?
Based on this tweet, it may have already happened!
Not sure we want to joke about lobotomies. I know it's just a shitpost, but those things were a fate worse than death brought against our most vulnerable. Advertises for being able to make the "insane" into "docile house pets." I also get that Elon here basically deleted his whole brain, so I may be being a little overly sensitive, but yeah.
why it take three years for a traceroute that terminates locally
God he's dumb
Them writing a "program" to do this that is just a series of print statements meant for a human to read is pretty on brand.
They didn't even do the bit where you just have a fake function call after the print statement so it looks like it's doing something, they just have the print statements.
Also no
if __name__ == "__main__":
This is ironic because Max Levchin told an anecdote in Founders at Work that he had to fight against this idiot while he was CEO of Confinity (Paypal) to stop the replacement of the existing Unix infrastructure with Windows NT.
woke has deleted rm -rf
This is basically like in this 2000's movies where you see terminal with some prints for like curl and people were supposed to think it was "hacking the mainframe" stuff
Now if he only did it for real... That'd be nice.
I can understand the tech side of this but I actually don't get the joke he's trying to make here.
I think in the original he was rightly making fun of the term woke mind virus in 2021. Now he’s saying he’s realised he was a victim of it.
K++ 