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[–] miz@hexbear.net 44 points 6 months ago (1 children)

spotting potholes

yeah because the real problem was finding them, there's not already a list of hundreds waiting for repair

[–] invalidusernamelol@hexbear.net 4 points 6 months ago

Yeah, but if an AI spots them it won't find any and the problem is solved

[–] blight@hexbear.net 39 points 6 months ago (3 children)

freeing up teachers to teach

honk-enraged FREEING THEM UP FROM FUCKING WHAT KEIR

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 14 points 6 months ago

porky-happy: “From being a dirty worker, of course! Now they can go to trade school and start their OWN plumbing business!”

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 11 points 6 months ago

I'm imagining a LLM grading papers and rejecting them like applications for missing the right keywords.

[–] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 25 points 6 months ago

lmao yeah let's invest all the money we have in a technology that's famous for being a money bonfire with lackluster results, surely that is the key to a great future

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 17 points 6 months ago

Figured out how they're gonna keep everyone warm. dumpster-fire

[–] plinky@hexbear.net 14 points 6 months ago

geordi-yes Money for burning electricity to make white girls around immigrants

geordi-no money for fuel subsidy so your nan won't freeze

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 12 points 6 months ago

“You see in free market you always have a choice….now you’re going to be forced to use AI and YOU’RE GONNA LIKE IT!”

[–] MolotovHalfEmpty@hexbear.net 9 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Blair's Labour government burnt billions on centralising computer systems by farming out the bids to dodgy firms (with a good bit of corruption thrown in too).

This is going to make that look like an exercise in public fiscal responsibility, handing over billions, and billions more in ongoing contracts, just before the bottom falls out of the AI grift and little to nothing is delivered.

[–] redtea@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Wrong on one count: all that personal data held by the government will be delivered to those private contractors with a little ribbon around it, useful to them regardless of what happens to the infrastructure.

[–] MolotovHalfEmpty@hexbear.net 3 points 6 months ago

Oh I have no doubt about which (and the only) way the data and money will flow.

[–] JohnBrownsBawdy@hexbear.net 7 points 6 months ago

This is definitely to make peoples lives better and not a way to keep the financiers/tech shitheads on board with labor.

[–] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 6 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I really wonder how many bad decisions could have been avoided if their makers took a second to think about them in the light of the exact metaphor they used to describe it.