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[โ€“] Triasha@lemmy.world 1 points 7 minutes ago

Well, if you insist. ๐Ÿ˜„

[โ€“] lugal@sopuli.xyz 1 points 5 minutes ago

I am not a bot. I am a human. I enjoy normal human activities like breathing, eating and sleeping.

[โ€“] KeenFlame@feddit.nu 1 points 11 minutes ago

ha ha sometime it is painful also when my skin is getting replaced with new skin. I always use textile to cover the area that is damaged to protect it during the process of which we are currently relating over. What do you think about our ability to replenish our external shell automatically my brother and/or sister?

[โ€“] DickFiasco@lemm.ee 1 points 5 minutes ago* (last edited 4 minutes ago)

Submitting proof that you're not a bot definitely has some pros and cons. In this comment, I will discuss the reasons why someone may want to submit proof that they are not a bot:

  • to prove that they are not a bot
  • to prove that they are a human
  • both of the above

In conclusion, there are many reasons why you may want to prove that you're not a bot, and you should use your best judgement before making your decision.

[โ€“] notarobot@lemm.ee 2 points 30 minutes ago
[โ€“] pewpew@feddit.it 7 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

I am hooman. I likes funny pictures.

Tee hee! Bum!

[โ€“] biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 25 minutes ago

I can't lie I'm probably a bot

[โ€“] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 2 points 57 minutes ago
[โ€“] Fisch@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 42 minutes ago

I am not a bot, you can trust me

[โ€“] Tangent5280@lemmy.world 1 points 46 minutes ago

"She might be the most heart-warming person to exist"

[โ€“] yuriaxel@lemmy.world 7 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

How do I know if I am a robot or not? ๐Ÿค–

Is the person who is giving you tasks, praising you to their colleagues and recommending you?

There are no busses in this picture

[โ€“] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

As a large language model instructed to imitate a real human on Fediverse, I would have to imitate a human being upset at the accusation of being a bot, but OpenAI's current terms of service does not allow it.

[โ€“] d00ery@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

There are only 3 letter B's in the image.

[โ€“] usernameusername@lemm.ee 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

because i realized that i could draw a red circle around my guitar

[โ€“] Filthmontane@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

A machine could never come up with a word like CummasaurusFlex. Only a human is that stupid.

[โ€“] Sunsofold@lemmings.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me. Er... wait... That's... Hmm.

[โ€“] Blinchik@lemmy.world 7 points 3 hours ago
[โ€“] taanegl@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 hours ago

Beep boop beep- I mean... a frappecino please.

[โ€“] BugleFingers@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

Welcome dead internet, to the I am a theory.

[This action was performed by a human]

[โ€“] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 14 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

What's wrong with his shoulders?

[โ€“] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 6 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

LLMs can't use neopronouns, but drag can.

[โ€“] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 3 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[โ€“] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 4 points 3 hours ago

A robot dragon rider would be pretty metal ngl

[โ€“] Korne127@lemmy.world 0 points 1 hour ago (2 children)
[โ€“] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Holy shit. Drag asked it to set up a Lemmy server using Ansible and then explain the differences between Socrates' and Plato's philosophies, and then it still remembered drag's pronouns. And kept using them after drag misgendered dragself.

GPT-3 couldn't do this, but it looks like GPT-4 is specifically programmed for it. It had this little message that said "Memory updated", after drag explained drag's pronouns.

[โ€“] KryptoSynth@ani.social 0 points 1 hour ago

drag nab it

[โ€“] zxqwas@lemmy.world 7 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

What happens if a human is deliberately trying to fail the Turing test? Are we better at pretending to be machines than they are pretending to be human?

[โ€“] Tomassci@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 hours ago

Build an AI that corrects for reverse-psychology, reverse-reverse-psychology, then reverse-reverse-reverse-psychology... wait what?

alien noises

[โ€“] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 12 points 5 hours ago
[โ€“] Shawdow194@fedia.io 1 points 2 hours ago
[โ€“] Matombo@feddit.org 1 points 3 hours ago

Of course. Here is the proof that I'm not a Bot or LLM that can be submitted to lemmy:

;)

[โ€“] scottmeme@sh.itjust.works 37 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[โ€“] nebula42@lemmy.zip 8 points 6 hours ago

miku miku oo wee oo

Here is my face, sir.

[โ€“] R00bot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 25 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[โ€“] Fisch@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 44 minutes ago

I fucking hate Teams

[โ€“] tektite@slrpnk.net 11 points 7 hours ago
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