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[–] udon@lemmy.world 2 points 24 minutes ago (1 children)

tbf though, which other Microsoft project could he have said that would not have gotten himself kicked out?

[–] TotalFat@lemmy.world 1 points 13 minutes ago

Mouse without borders is pretty rad

[–] letsgo@lemm.ee 29 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

Speaking as a developer myself, it's likely not the devs' fault that Teams is as shit as it is. They are all intimately familiar with its shortcomings and are perfectly able and willing to fix them, but are prevented from doing so by management who insist that shovelling crapware down their customers' throats is far more important.

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 7 points 9 hours ago

Honestly, what I find frustrating with Teams is that both MSN Messenger and Skype were right there. It's not even an issue of copyright or trademark as MS owns both. Even just lazily re-branding Skype would have been head-and-shoulders above what we have now.

[–] raspberriesareyummy@lemmy.world 4 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (1 children)

Then again, in a world that needs developers badly everywhere, a developer that stays in a job where management forces them to maintain crappy software, is an idiot (or plain greedy). /also a developer

[–] nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 14 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

The job market is pretty shit for a world that supposedly needs developers everywhere.

[–] SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago

We need them badly, just not enough to pay not shit wages

[–] raspberriesareyummy@lemmy.world 3 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

Not in Europe - for now. Will be different of course if fascist America murders us all over here. Or Putler. Doesn't make much of a difference in the end...

[–] Manifish_Destiny@lemmy.world 61 points 15 hours ago
[–] threshold_dweller 2 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Written by someone who has no idea how software gets made.

[–] SomethingBurger@jlai.lu 13 points 9 hours ago (1 children)
[–] threshold_dweller 11 points 9 hours ago
[–] Mothra@mander.xyz 12 points 14 hours ago (4 children)

Teams is one of those things I don't understand why companies use. Just why

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Because they needed a way to attempt to micromanage during COVID, and to do it ASAP.

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Teams has even an internal micromanager that reports to your boss how "productive" you have been (read, how fast you are typing in Office apps).

[–] VolumetricShitCompressor@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Do you have a source on this?

[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world 3 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (1 children)
[–] fishy 3 points 8 hours ago

Almost certainly. If people saw how little I actually do on most days I wouldn't have a job. I just call myself then switch my status back to available so my dot stays green all day.

[–] LiveLM@lemmy.zip 28 points 13 hours ago

Because it's bundled in their office subscriptions

[–] RobotZap10000@feddit.nl 12 points 13 hours ago

Microsoft bundles all of their software in a way that makes it much more expensive to pick and choose which software you want from Microsoft and which one you would want from someone else. It's a very similar strategy to that of Adobe.

[–] Cornelius_Wangenheim@lemmy.world 5 points 13 hours ago

Because it's essentially free and hooks into the existing MS tools for data retention, data loss prevention, security monitoring, etc.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 48 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

What a pile of garbage. That we rely on teams at my org causes me endless frustration.

[–] NanoooK@sh.itjust.works 4 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

We are using Zoom, not sure which is worst.

[–] Juvyn00b@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago

The only real issue I have with zoom is how it immediately dumps you into the call with your previous settings. Sometimes (most times) I'd rather start with the microphone muted. I'm not a regular user though, just when third party meetings get kicked off.

[–] ultimate@lemm.ee 8 points 16 hours ago

Why does it have to be so heavy

[–] dabu@lemmy.world 31 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (3 children)

What else could he say to not be thrown out? Dude works at Microsoft

"I worked on Space Cadet."

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 9 hours ago

Doesn't windows have a software repository type thing now that attempts to do the whole Linux thing?

Or maybe a developer for Excel? People seem to like Excel.

[–] nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 23 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] rbn@sopuli.xyz 17 points 14 hours ago
[–] TBi@lemmy.world 3 points 12 hours ago

When teams first came out it was good. And Skype was crap.

I think when they killed Skype they pulled that team in to help Teams which led to the current situation.

Bloated piece of shit. Can we just use Matrix?

lead developer for Skype would get any estonian to accept

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