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[–] doublepepperoni@hexbear.net 27 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 10 points 6 months ago

Lookit that birb!

[–] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 23 points 6 months ago (3 children)

I am a fan of boobs of all sizes.

[–] dannoffs@hexbear.net 16 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I am a straight cishet man and I like boobs. Come cancel me commie woke mob.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 13 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] dannoffs@hexbear.net 13 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Oh no. When I said "boobs" I actually meant "dialectical materialism" it was a typo became the open source keyboard I use on my phone is outdated.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 5 points 6 months ago

Sure, sure.

[–] Enjoyer_of_Games@hexbear.net 4 points 6 months ago

updates are revisionism good work keeping it outdated comrade

[–] Pili@hexbear.net 12 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] Alisu@hexbear.net 4 points 6 months ago

But bobs burger are the best

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 10 points 6 months ago

I'm calling in backup

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[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 10 points 6 months ago (1 children)

DON'T MESS with this BIG TOROEDO-lovin WELDER who was born in MARCH

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I'm actually a forklift driver.

[–] Sted@hexbear.net 6 points 6 months ago

What's your opinion on fishing?

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 9 points 6 months ago (1 children)

What about bazoinkas please tell me that bazoinkas are still 'in"

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 7 points 6 months ago

Thank GOOODNES

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 9 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Weren't they in like a few months ago?

Like we knew Woke was over because Sydney Sweeny was on SNL and she has big boobs which Woke people hate?

[–] SchillMenaker@hexbear.net 12 points 6 months ago

It's like the hokey pokey. You put your big boobs in, you take your big boobs out, you put your big boobs in, and you shake them all about.

That's the highest level of seriousness I can muster for this discussion.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 5 points 6 months ago

Yeah it's hard to keep up but I'm going to keep enjoying that garbage (boobies) anyway.

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 6 points 6 months ago

Hell yeah, I love that cat

[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 6 points 6 months ago

The big boob fandom is dying, like if you're a real big boober.

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Bobs are only over when the last bob enjoyer says so and that's that

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 7 points 6 months ago

I know not what weapons ww3 will be fought with,

[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 5 points 6 months ago

I found out what kakarots wife's name meant and seeing that her father is the ox king then it dawned on me. stress

[–] anaesidemus@hexbear.net 3 points 6 months ago

For me, it's baps

[–] vovchik_ilich@hexbear.net 2 points 6 months ago

All boobs are beautiful (mine are small and hairy and I love them)