Screenshots of people being insane on Facebook. Please censor names/pics of end users in screenshots. Please follow the rules of lemmy.world
Do these people just string legal sounding words together and hope it makes sense?
Are there trolls in these groups that feed bullshit to the gullible or do they make it up themselves?
Don't forget those who make money off these rubes as well. Grifters feed them more than the trolls
Yes, there absolutely are.
Yes.
There are, but more alarming are the grifters who have putshed this entire philosophy of bullshit to scam the poor suckers who are trying to find a secret way of not being broke all the time.
Did you just proffer a defamation of slander, habeus corpus esquire?
Oh shit. Shots fired!
You're not wrong. Some of these folks do sound a bit like Charlie Kelley.
Yes, but they hope if they put the legal sounding words in the right place in the right color and the right size and correct order then the incantation will work.
I noticed this one won't work since there isn't a single emoji.
When the legal system sounds like a string of legal sounding words that don't make sense...
Yep
I think the magic spell will work, as long as they stand inside a government building at the time... Facing west of course
True west or magnetic west?
Adam West
Pure West.
How come Batman doesn't dance anymore?
That’s… I am dying
First one, then the other. But you must alternate in the same frequency as your two factor authentication device does after you have seeded it using 42069 on 29 feb.
Actually… yeah.
Legal words are like magic to them, and heck if that mad old man Merlin can do it then so can I!! Hold my toadstool, watch this.
You mean a government building with iron bars as windows?
Definitely going to work
What did they even get the ticket for??
He doesn't say. The advice is also hilarious.
lol I wouldn’t mind seeing those
Yes, @BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world please share. You can't just tease us like this.
Bones is here for you:
My guess would be the dogs referenced weren’t on a leash.
If the off-leash dog tries to bite you, just tell it that you don't contract with the canine species. If it keeps trying, then write NO PARTY TO MAULING on the side of the dog in red spray paint on a 45 degree angle.
It mauled me anyway! I forgot to add "with prejudice," rookie mistake.
Rub some onion on the mauling site 🙏
Thanks my temp is back to normal. These natural remedies really do work.
Leaving shit behind. Like they do on the internet
I'd love to see one get a ticket for driving without a license when they're sitting on the lap of the person in the driver's seat of a car.
Wtf did I just read?
Stop apologizing for providing solid entertainment!
I'm just prone to verbal diarrhea.
Solid diarrhea is just solid shit
Okay, but what if the AG or the officer doesn't consent? Or worse, make the sovtard the trustee of the imaginary business entity?
That's how I made enough money to buy a house. Just keep driving as fast as you'd like and the government will pay for an extravagant lifestyle.
it's sarcasm, gdi. don't block me.
I would never block you! I'm moving into your house and filing a lien on you that it's mine though.
Ahh I think I’m getting the hang of this. The real estate agent is the surety, and if you have the seller sign him or her by proxy, the real estate agent - being the agent - will now supply the funds for you to acquire my house?
And he'll also sue you for living under my roof illegally.
WTF is happening in the minds of those people? I simply cannot wrap my head around the fact that people can be that stupid and still breathe without assistence.
when shove that meaning healing crystals up the cooter or inject bleach in the dick it rota the brain
Let us know how that pans out, you witless cretin.
Need an expert in bird law
Bird law < Cat law < Dog law < Coles law
Never apologize for being too posty!