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[–] buh@hexbear.net 43 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago

Excited to see what comes next, this one should be pretty hard to outdo.

[–] PostyourJaggaHogs@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Evergreen Christmanpost #39105932

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

*Everredwhiteandblue

[–] Sulv@hexbear.net 32 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

American politics can’t get any stupider cereal1

Red, White, and Blueland

cereal2

This is me like everyday

[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 28 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Haha good bit, but this is obviously from...wait this isn't the fakenews comm

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 months ago

i thought this was the onion and was like ha! you wont get me this time!

[–] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 23 points 2 months ago (1 children)

dafoe-horror

Is this the real life or is this just fantasy?

[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago

Fam how the fuck is this real. Get me off this crazy ass rock walter-yell

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 22 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Hahahahahahahaha what the fuck man

[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago

Google gonna fold like the gulf of mexico thing and name it this shit

[–] Weedian@hexbear.net 22 points 2 months ago

Lmaoooooo someone here made this joke weeks ago

[–] HarryLime@hexbear.net 20 points 2 months ago

I don't know that he needs congressional authorization, since Thomas Jefferson did the whole Louisiana purchase unilaterally.

Sorry, I'm focusing on some nerdy technicality because my brain refuses to process something that stupid.

[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 18 points 2 months ago
[–] Azarova@hexbear.net 18 points 2 months ago

there's no way this is real, i actually fell back asleep after my alarm and im dreaming about hexbear shitposts

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 18 points 2 months ago

an instant classic house resolution from a true Georgia statesman, Buddy Carter.

[–] AntifaSuperWombat@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago

Fascism with Bandit Keith characteristics. joker-amerikkklap

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago
[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago

They're fucking meming on us. I'm so proud of congress for once

[–] GiorgioBoymoder@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

this and the "in trump we trust" golden money goat idol are going to drive me insane. time to log off.

[–] DinosaurThussy@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I didn’t hear about the money goat idol wat

[–] Fishroot@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] dkr567@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

God US is such a fucked up empire what else is there even to say anymore?

[–] GiorgioBoymoder@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

now that I look into that I'm thinking it was actually fake news, so disregard. there's only a small amount of dubious evidence.

[–] CrawlMarks@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago

The senators chosen name is buddy. I am voting for this.

[–] volcel_olive_oil@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

it's all an elaborate joke

I am a zoo attraction and the zookeepers are putting on a little show to delight the children with my funny reactions

[–] dustcommie@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

How much oil and other resource are at Red, White and Blueland?

[–] dkr567@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago
[–] drippylilkitten@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

This is legit some cartoon level shit. "When I take become president, I'll change the country's name to Candyland!"