Im Melina
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I've actually never met George Soros nor worked for him.
unbelievable
I spend more of my life on this website than I would ever confess to another person
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I'm sorry you all had to find out this way but I'm straight
Now that you're out, the plane's gonna right itself and we're all gonna live
It was me Hexbear. John Kerry, Silver Legion, Veganism, Outdoor cats, moving stones, throwing batteries into the ocean, liberalsocialist.
I'm the author of all your pain.
I'm actually CIA.
We're pulling strings behind the scenes to get the site UP and save the domain name. It's preferable to keep all the weirdos in one place for easier observation.
Xi didn't really personally recruit me to make a CCP Brainwashing Milker. I just wanted you folks to think I was cool. I'm sorry for lying.
spoiler
It was China's ambassador to the US. We've been in contact for years now, ever since I got honeypotted by a CCP findom on tiktok.
I'm gay
See, now that you're out, the plane's gonna right itself and we're all gonna live.
I was a liberal the whole time
Dw we knew
I'm actually Barron Trump
I fucking love hololive and holostars
Sometimes girls just wanna have fun
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My first and only celebrity crush was Elliot Page because I envied him for seemingly being a lesbian when I was still in denial.
But joke’s on me I guess.
I am BlackMoldFutures ex wife
Kakarot is a true saiyan warrior and sometimes bests me.
You know how I’ve been advertising weight loss supplements and exercise equipment on my TikTok? Since the app’s getting banned I may as well share that I’ve actually been thin the whole time and I don’t use any of those products
12 hours later
Hahahaha what a funny joke I made, right guys?
Bob Dole is posting from hell. Having to spend eternity on this liberal website is Bob Dole’s eternal punishment.
im woke
Ah great, now you're gonna go broke
How do I get my kids to stop dressing up as you?
Encourage it
this account is actually four different people bureaucracy posting since before it was cool
Or maybe we just have multiple personalities 
I am actually funded by the Norwegian sovereign wealth fund and Norway secular groups, unlike the other Radio Free outlets. That's why I am still working after the USAID defunding.
My name... It's not actually Karen.
I also think you're all a bunch of cuties and have a crush on you. 
I'm taken tho, sorry folks.
I'm not actually a sentient Beaver
I'm also not a sentient beaver.
I had sex once after taking the volcel pledge
I don't actually think beanis is funny I just post it for internet points and validation
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one time I pissed in the megathread
All my best posts and comments were made on the can
I'm the one who ghosted you on grindr last week.
I'm DB Cooper
Walter White was right about everything the whole time.
I am not a condiment sauce, not that there were any hints I would be. Figured I'd clear that up.
I love you
❤️ u 2
I've never liked Pokemon. Nothing about it appeals to me.
my gf encouraged me listen to rap music and now I like it
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