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This is too much snow and I would like to do things outside. I would like to replace winter with a second spring. If I get 10k signatures, Obama HAS to respond.

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[–] TheSpectreOfGay@hexbear.net 9 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

i like the snow it's pretty

I went sledding in the back yard today

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 3 points 3 weeks ago

You can have one snowstorm as a treat, but after the first the pretty is outweighed by wet and cold and slipping on ice.

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I think you'll get your wish next year seeing as this is a La Niña year and it's still hotter than last year agony-deep

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

This petition is independent of climate change. I'm filing a second one after it succeeds which will reduce the forever summer to a 1990s level and do away with August.

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Pissing on Caesar's grave?

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 4 points 3 weeks ago

He chose to have the sweatiest month and it's time we update things.

[–] ThermonuclearEgg@hexbear.net 5 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Granted. You now live in Texas

[–] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 4 points 3 weeks ago

the monkey’s paw curls

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Hill Country at least? That's kinda pretty. Don't you put Dallas on me though.

[–] ThermonuclearEgg@hexbear.net 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Fine, since you insist, you can live in Richardson.

Fun fact: Richardson doesn't use garbage cans, you're expected to just put the bags in the street when it's collection day

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Richardson is even worse. I was a bike commuter there and people would throw things at me.

[–] ThermonuclearEgg@hexbear.net 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

That's ridiculous, it's not even that uncommon for people to bike there. People are so entitled...

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 1 points 3 weeks ago

Albeit in like 2010. I was somewhere off Audelia and Walnut Street was hell to ride down. Even now it seems like that area doesn't have bike lanes, albeit the sidewalks look more even.

[–] kleeon@hexbear.net 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

don't worry. Oil companies are currently getting rid of winter for us

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Their plan involves a forever summer. I'm simply proposing Spring 2.

[–] ThermonuclearEgg@hexbear.net 3 points 3 weeks ago

Quito tried the forever spring plan, but oil companies are trying to get rid of it

[–] Des@hexbear.net 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I'd be fine with winter if it was cold and snowy the whole time. But I'm in "icky, mostly gray, dead plants" winter with random warm days but everything looks like shit and muddy and dead so I don't want to go out. Plus if it's snowy at least I have an excuse to be lazy and sleepy and cozy.

So yeah I want real winter not slimy floppy brown dead winter that's what I will sign for

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I'll only allow winter above 3000m in elevation. You can have a scenic winter but it won't impact anything below that.

[–] Des@hexbear.net 2 points 3 weeks ago

That's fine I'd love to live in a little alpine cabin that's half covered in grassy sod please

[–] plinky@hexbear.net 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

more like climatechange.org got'em

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 4 points 3 weeks ago

The climate will stay the same. It'll be better even.

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 3 points 3 weeks ago

No I'm comfy

[–] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 3 points 3 weeks ago

It was almost 80 today. It’ll be 82-83 tomorrow. I’m gardening this weekend. Spring is here it just hasn’t figured it out yet.

[–] rhubarb@hexbear.net 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I would do awful things for that 11 degree partly sunny day, here it probably won't go above 0 this month

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 2 points 3 weeks ago

That will be a nice day for bike commuting. Short of Sunday though, every other day is bringing more and more ice to the trails. That's unforgivable.

[–] TomBombadil@hexbear.net 2 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Can the mountain ls still have winter? It's less fun sliding around on rocks than snow...

If so I'll sign the petition

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Especially not. I live in the Rockies. The mountains will have a permanent July where it's still pleasant and the wildflowers are peaking.

[–] TomBombadil@hexbear.net 2 points 3 weeks ago

The wildflowers in the Rockies are tempting... Totally the most beautiful thing. I got married in a field of them infact. Alright I'll sign it.

[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 1 points 3 weeks ago

Skiing is just snow golfing, change my mind