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[–] nooneescapesthelaw@mander.xyz 24 points 1 day ago
[–] WrenFeathers@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago

This is an insult to the concept of pets.

[–] Zink@programming.dev 45 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It’s a beautiful image, but it is still undercut by being unrealistic.

There’s no way Trump’s arms could physically hold him up like that.

[–] collapse_already@lemmy.ml 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Zink@programming.dev 3 points 2 days ago

lol yeah, it would be a race to see what makes his elbows hit the ground first: his arms collapsing under his weight or the little points on the ends of his arms piercing through the earth!

[–] Feelfold@lemm.ee 79 points 2 days ago (2 children)

President Elon watches from his swasticar parked across the road. His face flush, tense, breath hitchng; and obvious strain through his body. Teremulous, he rasps, "Cuck me Vlad, cuck me so good!!!"

[–] Ketchup@reddthat.com 8 points 2 days ago

Please someone. DO NOT put this in an AI image generator and post it everywhere

[–] Zink@programming.dev 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

…He realizes that submitting to the only white man richer than himself is finally the thing that gives him a Tesla Semi in his pants.

[–] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 81 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Sometimes I think that all the energy that is wasted in training these AI models is worth it after all.

[–] technocrit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Naive and misleading. When class interests align, there's no need for anybody to use a leash. They're all playing by the same book.

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 7 points 1 day ago

Don't kink shame.

[–] TheObviousSolution@kbin.melroy.org 29 points 2 days ago (2 children)

This picture needs Musk holding another leash from the other side to be accurate.

[–] WhatYouNeed@lemmy.world 23 points 2 days ago

Musk running free on all fours next to him, with a squeaky toy in his mouth.

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 2 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Putin holding a leash attached to Musk and Musk also holding a leash attached to Trump.

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago

and Xi holding a long leash on putin.

[–] Num10ck@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

and Xi is holding a leash to Putin, while also a zombie on fire.

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 3 points 2 days ago

Xinnie the Sepoohroth

[–] TheObviousSolution@kbin.melroy.org 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

My personal opinion is that Putin would have thrown Musk out of a window already if he could have, and that Bannon is basically his proxy on this. Musk just wants smaller, easier to influence nations that his companies can more easily manipulate and be less subject to regulations as a result. Musk doesn't give a shit about Putin, he is more concerned about there being an economy under him he can't exploit as well.

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 3 points 1 day ago

But he's still a useful idiot for Putin in destabilizing the US.

[–] Zier@fedia.io 27 points 2 days ago

The only dog that wears a diaper.

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

I'm just seeing two old rabid dogs that need the Old Yeller treatment.

[–] HandsomePotatoe@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

With a bayonet after to make sure

[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

What AI was really meant for.

[–] Hellsfire29@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

I just hope that if any nation tries to invade the US, I hope they're dumb enough to start in the south. The rednecks will deal with them swiftly.

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 1 points 1 day ago

putin got his golden retriever from a backyard breeder in NY.

He's not a good boy or a big teddy bear, those things are dangerous and we shouldn't be letting people buy them

[–] rockettaco37@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

I'm sorry, but I'm totally stealing this. xD

[–] Emerald@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

we got dictator petplay before gta 6

[–] MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago
[–] GlenRambo@jlai.lu -4 points 1 day ago

As somone living outside USA is there anyway to get this content off my feed? Ive blocked so many keywords in Voyager, but memes dont get picked up. Generally the the words arnt in the title.