this post was submitted on 03 Mar 2025
272 points (86.4% liked)

Lemmy Shitpost

28622 readers
3148 users here now

Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

...


2. No Illegal Content


Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

...


3. No Spam


Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

...


4. No Porn/ExplicitContent


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

...


5. No Enciting Harassment,Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

...


6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.


-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

...

If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


Also check out:

Partnered Communities:

1.Memes

2.Lemmy Review

3.Mildly Infuriating

4.Lemmy Be Wholesome

5.No Stupid Questions

6.You Should Know

7.Comedy Heaven

8.Credible Defense

9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


Reach out to

All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
 
top 38 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] ivanovsky@lemm.ee 4 points 4 hours ago

I think he's also smoking Cheetos ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 4 points 5 hours ago

He has an emotional support rock on his desk.

[–] VonReposti@feddit.dk 17 points 12 hours ago

Is that Cheeto flavoured soda?

[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 8 points 12 hours ago

I like the extended keyboard.

Cheeto soda seals the deal

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 8 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Need a setting like the bot setting to block this AI slop garbage from my feed.

[–] taanegl@lemmy.world 3 points 13 hours ago

Edit /etc/hosts and add the line * 127.0.0.1...

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 42 points 21 hours ago (3 children)
[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 13 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 5 points 17 hours ago

Matured in the finest oak barrels.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 7 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Mountain Dew had a Flamin' Hot Cheetos flavor.

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/mountain-dew-flamin-hot-flavor/ (Snopes makes this sound like it's controversial or something, in reality I just couldn't pick from the dozens of sites with articles.)

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago

I know. We still got 3 sealed cans in our refrigerator because they're undrinkable lol. The gingerbread one was pretty good actually.

[–] FauxLiving@lemmy.world 4 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Pringles come in a can, it's not too far fetched.

[–] SouthEndSunset@lemm.ee 3 points 13 hours ago

Not with a ring pull though.

[–] sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip 3 points 13 hours ago

No wall of Funko Pops?

[–] FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz 27 points 22 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Franklin@lemmy.ca 8 points 17 hours ago

it's part of his workflow don't question it

[–] starchylemming@lemmy.world 46 points 1 day ago

i need that screen setup

one in the front and 8 behind

[–] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 96 points 1 day ago (6 children)
[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

It’s a verification can.

[–] satans_methpipe@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)
[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

Give it a couple of years.

[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

slrrrrrrrpp

[–] BlueLineBae@midwest.social 5 points 1 day ago

Don't forget to grab your Cheetos... In a cup!!!

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 2 points 1 day ago

Now available in liquid form!

[–] Noite_Etion@lemmy.world 23 points 22 hours ago

Love how it couldn't decide if he is smoking a pipe or a cigarette

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 35 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Usually I find these AI generated images to be roughly as interesting as someone's medical issues, but this really is brilliant.

Never mind the mouse coming out of the keyboard, or whether the AI can't decide whether that's a bag or a can on the desk.

[–] NKBTN@feddit.uk 3 points 19 hours ago

My fancy mechanical keyboard has USB ports in it, so not outside the realms of possibility. A 9-inch cable on the mouse less realistic though

[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 1 points 13 hours ago

Is it wrong?

[–] That_Devil_Girl@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Framing reddit argument screenshots you think you've "won?" I've definitely met those types on Reddit.

[–] Tencho@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Only those aren't frames they're glowing. Dude has individual monitors to permanently display those won arguements.

[–] slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org 6 points 20 hours ago

Don't blame him. If you won that many arguments, a collage just won't do it anymore

[–] barkingspiders@infosec.pub 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Wait, where's the stereotypical chad Lemmy mod?

[–] VaalaVasaVarde@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

A long socked furry stör (nearly nsfw) with a bowl of beans in front.

[–] slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org 3 points 13 hours ago

And whatever they are doing, it runs linux

[–] Bernar_moustach@jlai.lu 0 points 19 hours ago

Damn, these IA are getting better everyday!