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[–] Toneswirly@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

An extra in case you accidentally bite the first one.

[–] imvii@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 hours ago

She pushed the sausage in her vagina and then another in her anus.

The sausage in her anus said "Holy shit! It's tight in here."

The one in her vagina looked surprised and said "Holy shit! A talking sausage!"

[–] tatann@lemm.ee 4 points 2 hours ago
[–] zippythezigzag@lemm.ee 50 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

My wife said "you could put 2 in one hole if you weren't a coward".

[–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 hours ago

Sounds to me like she was trying to tell you something.

[–] JayleneSlide@lemmy.world 7 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

"Anything is a dildo if you're brave enough."

[–] Burninator05@lemmy.world 8 points 3 hours ago
  • Abraham Lincoln
[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 7 points 3 hours ago

Skill issue.

[–] MyNameIsRichard@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 hours ago
[–] RymrgandsDaughter@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

maybe the holes we have are just the friends we made along the way

[–] moody@lemmings.world 2 points 3 hours ago

Maybe the sausages are the friends we made along the way

[–] lemmefixdat4u@lemmy.world 29 points 7 hours ago (3 children)

You've got more than three. There's the A-hole, P-hole, V-hole, M-hole, two N-holes, and two E-holes. Then there are the manufactured holes: two H-holes when you make a fist, a TT-hole if you squeeze them together, a BB-hole if you're on the heavy side, and two T-holes for those with foot fetishes. There are up to 3 bonus holes if you have one or more of the various medical stoma, and two extra bonus holes if you're blind and have prosthetic eyes.

But you can get by with only one if you tie those sausages together end-to-end.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 22 points 5 hours ago

so many holes and you forgot the most important one.

1000001260

This hole. It's... made for me.

[–] Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 6 hours ago

and two T-holes for those with foot fetishes.

[–] bigboismith@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago
[–] tpihkal@lemmy.world 19 points 7 hours ago
[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 3 points 4 hours ago

Have you never heard of double anal?

[–] TediousTasks@lemmy.world 21 points 8 hours ago (3 children)
[–] Burninator05@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Great, now they need another sausage.

[–] deadkennedy@lemm.ee 10 points 7 hours ago

NOW YOU’RE A MAN! A MAN MAN MAN!

[–] shyguyblue@lemmy.world 3 points 8 hours ago

This is the way

[–] JaymesRS@literature.cafe 9 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

There was a man named Quagmire that is said to have discovered a Fourth Hole.

[–] FlihpFlorp@lemm.ee 3 points 6 hours ago

Right there at the knee

But you have to believe it’s there

[–] al_Kaholic@lemmynsfw.com 7 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Two girls can easily share and be air tight?

[–] Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 6 hours ago

Two girls can easily share and be air tight?

[–] eqslcv@lemm.ee 9 points 8 hours ago

Damn girl, eat one at least idk

[–] rovingnothing29@lemmy.world 5 points 7 hours ago
[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 3 points 7 hours ago

The only limiting factor is imagination and pain tolerance

[–] Creosm@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago

A spare for if you're feeling confident today

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago

( ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)

[–] devfuuu@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

Clearly someone hasn't heard about TAP.

[–] miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 7 hours ago

One of the uses of 'bound feet' was as an orafice.

[–] Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 2 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

3 holes and 2 hands. If anything, you're a weiner short...

[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago

Otorhinolaryngologist rule