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[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 2 hours ago

It's just like a "baker's dozen."

[–] zippythezigzag@lemm.ee 58 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

My wife said "you could put 2 in one hole if you weren't a coward".

[–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 12 points 7 hours ago

Sounds to me like she was trying to tell you something.

[–] JayleneSlide@lemmy.world 12 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

"Anything is a dildo if you're brave enough."

[–] Burninator05@lemmy.world 11 points 7 hours ago
  • Abraham Lincoln
[–] Toneswirly@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago

An extra in case you accidentally bite the first one.

[–] imvii@lemmy.ca 5 points 5 hours ago

She pushed the sausage in her vagina and then another in her anus.

The sausage in her anus said "Holy shit! It's tight in here."

The one in her vagina looked surprised and said "Holy shit! A talking sausage!"

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 7 points 6 hours ago

Skill issue.

[–] tatann@lemm.ee 4 points 6 hours ago
[–] RymrgandsDaughter@lemmy.world 4 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

maybe the holes we have are just the friends we made along the way

[–] moody@lemmings.world 2 points 6 hours ago

Maybe the sausages are the friends we made along the way

[–] MyNameIsRichard@lemmy.ml 3 points 6 hours ago
[–] lemmefixdat4u@lemmy.world 31 points 10 hours ago (3 children)

You've got more than three. There's the A-hole, P-hole, V-hole, M-hole, two N-holes, and two E-holes. Then there are the manufactured holes: two H-holes when you make a fist, a TT-hole if you squeeze them together, a BB-hole if you're on the heavy side, and two T-holes for those with foot fetishes. There are up to 3 bonus holes if you have one or more of the various medical stoma, and two extra bonus holes if you're blind and have prosthetic eyes.

But you can get by with only one if you tie those sausages together end-to-end.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 25 points 8 hours ago

so many holes and you forgot the most important one.

1000001260

[–] Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 9 hours ago

and two T-holes for those with foot fetishes.

This hole. It's... made for me.

[–] tpihkal@lemmy.world 19 points 10 hours ago
[–] TediousTasks@lemmy.world 21 points 11 hours ago (3 children)
[–] Burninator05@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

Great, now they need another sausage.

[–] deadkennedy@lemm.ee 10 points 10 hours ago

NOW YOU’RE A MAN! A MAN MAN MAN!

[–] shyguyblue@lemmy.world 3 points 11 hours ago

This is the way

[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 4 points 8 hours ago

Have you never heard of double anal?

[–] bigboismith@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago
[–] JaymesRS@literature.cafe 9 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

There was a man named Quagmire that is said to have discovered a Fourth Hole.

[–] FlihpFlorp@lemm.ee 3 points 9 hours ago

Right there at the knee

But you have to believe it’s there

[–] eqslcv@lemm.ee 9 points 11 hours ago

Damn girl, eat one at least idk

[–] al_Kaholic@lemmynsfw.com 7 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Two girls can easily share and be air tight?

[–] Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 9 hours ago

Two girls can easily share and be air tight?

[–] rovingnothing29@lemmy.world 5 points 11 hours ago
[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 3 points 10 hours ago

The only limiting factor is imagination and pain tolerance

[–] Creosm@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago

A spare for if you're feeling confident today

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago

( ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)

[–] devfuuu@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago

Clearly someone hasn't heard about TAP.

[–] miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 11 hours ago

One of the uses of 'bound feet' was as an orafice.

[–] Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 2 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

3 holes and 2 hands. If anything, you're a weiner short...

[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago

Otorhinolaryngologist rule