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[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 57 minutes ago

It's just like a "baker's dozen."

[–] Toneswirly@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago

An extra in case you accidentally bite the first one.

[–] zippythezigzag@lemm.ee 56 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

My wife said "you could put 2 in one hole if you weren't a coward".

[–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 11 points 5 hours ago

Sounds to me like she was trying to tell you something.

[–] JayleneSlide@lemmy.world 10 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

"Anything is a dildo if you're brave enough."

[–] Burninator05@lemmy.world 10 points 6 hours ago
  • Abraham Lincoln
[–] imvii@lemmy.ca 5 points 4 hours ago

She pushed the sausage in her vagina and then another in her anus.

The sausage in her anus said "Holy shit! It's tight in here."

The one in her vagina looked surprised and said "Holy shit! A talking sausage!"

[–] tatann@lemm.ee 4 points 4 hours ago
[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 7 points 5 hours ago

Skill issue.

[–] RymrgandsDaughter@lemmy.world 4 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

maybe the holes we have are just the friends we made along the way

[–] moody@lemmings.world 2 points 5 hours ago

Maybe the sausages are the friends we made along the way

[–] MyNameIsRichard@lemmy.ml 3 points 4 hours ago
[–] lemmefixdat4u@lemmy.world 30 points 9 hours ago (3 children)

You've got more than three. There's the A-hole, P-hole, V-hole, M-hole, two N-holes, and two E-holes. Then there are the manufactured holes: two H-holes when you make a fist, a TT-hole if you squeeze them together, a BB-hole if you're on the heavy side, and two T-holes for those with foot fetishes. There are up to 3 bonus holes if you have one or more of the various medical stoma, and two extra bonus holes if you're blind and have prosthetic eyes.

But you can get by with only one if you tie those sausages together end-to-end.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 25 points 7 hours ago

so many holes and you forgot the most important one.

1000001260

[–] Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 8 hours ago

and two T-holes for those with foot fetishes.

This hole. It's... made for me.

[–] tpihkal@lemmy.world 19 points 9 hours ago
[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 4 points 6 hours ago

Have you never heard of double anal?

[–] TediousTasks@lemmy.world 21 points 10 hours ago (3 children)
[–] Burninator05@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

Great, now they need another sausage.

[–] deadkennedy@lemm.ee 10 points 9 hours ago

NOW YOU’RE A MAN! A MAN MAN MAN!

[–] shyguyblue@lemmy.world 3 points 10 hours ago

This is the way

[–] bigboismith@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago
[–] JaymesRS@literature.cafe 9 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

There was a man named Quagmire that is said to have discovered a Fourth Hole.

[–] FlihpFlorp@lemm.ee 3 points 8 hours ago

Right there at the knee

But you have to believe it’s there

[–] al_Kaholic@lemmynsfw.com 7 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Two girls can easily share and be air tight?

[–] Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 8 hours ago

Two girls can easily share and be air tight?

[–] eqslcv@lemm.ee 9 points 10 hours ago

Damn girl, eat one at least idk

[–] rovingnothing29@lemmy.world 5 points 9 hours ago
[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 3 points 9 hours ago

The only limiting factor is imagination and pain tolerance

[–] Creosm@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago

A spare for if you're feeling confident today

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago

( ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)

[–] devfuuu@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago

Clearly someone hasn't heard about TAP.

[–] miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 9 hours ago

One of the uses of 'bound feet' was as an orafice.

[–] Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 2 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

3 holes and 2 hands. If anything, you're a weiner short...

[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago

Otorhinolaryngologist rule