this post was submitted on 16 Mar 2025
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[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 47 points 1 day ago (10 children)

Swastidumpster doesn't really flow. We need alternatives for the cyberclunk. Anyone got suggestions?

[–] YurkshireLad@lemmy.ca 45 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Some people use WankPanzer.

[–] Tramort@programming.dev 14 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Based on Grimes' tweet maybe the pegwagon?

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 2 points 21 hours ago

She said that was fake

[–] TediousTasks@lemmy.world 17 points 20 hours ago

'Deplorean' is my personal fav followed by 'Wankpanzer'

[–] nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 3 points 15 hours ago

Hakenkruiser

[–] Thadden@lemmy.world 6 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

I think SwastiCar works really well

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 2 points 17 hours ago

Yeah, but that applies to the brand as a whole.

[–] nyan_cat@lemmy.world 14 points 21 hours ago (2 children)
[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 7 points 17 hours ago

IncEl Camino

glorious

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 2 points 19 hours ago

Oh I like this one.

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Sorry, I meant names that acknowledge Elon's nazi adoration, like swasticar.

[–] Glitterbomb@lemmy.world 37 points 1 day ago
[–] crabigno@lemmy.zip 9 points 22 hours ago
[–] OccultIconoclast@reddthat.com 2 points 15 hours ago

Heil Hauler

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 6 points 20 hours ago

SyberSuck

Or SS for short

[–] SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world 6 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

"Let them drive cake" because the thing looks like a bad slice of cake and we all know where things are headed.

[–] LostWon@lemmy.ca 3 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

Bonus double-entendre that what they're driving is ass.

[–] GroundedGator@lemmy.world 3 points 22 hours ago
[–] arankays@lemmy.ca 26 points 22 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Chef@sh.itjust.works 9 points 22 hours ago

It’s running low on crab juice.

[–] bfg9k@lemmy.world 4 points 20 hours ago

14 hectares on a single tank of kerosene

[–] LodeMike 7 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (1 children)
[–] kautau@lemmy.world 4 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I mean the guy too, the first logo on his stupidly pretentious website on where he's been "featured" is fox news. Glad to see his car shut down on him straight off the lot

[–] LodeMike 2 points 19 hours ago

But they're not resting in peace. They seem angry.

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