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A place to post your Cybertruck fails! We're here to make fun of this hunk of shit and throw as much shade as we can to that garbage bag of a human elon.

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[–] Telorand@reddthat.com 140 points 23 hours ago (4 children)

He...he can't help you. He's the nepo baby of people who owned blood mines. He doesn't actually know anything useful. Or care about you.

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[–] ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 92 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

Lmao, imagine a car not working because of a software bug. That's just pathetic.

[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 26 points 18 hours ago (8 children)

That's... Basically every car made in the last 15 years?

[–] Alwaysnownevernotme@lemmy.world 11 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

My 2017 mini hasn't had anything, even resembling that?

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[–] viking@infosec.pub 1 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

My car is built in 2023 (2016 model) and has none of those "features". The most high tech thing is a USB port.

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[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 1 points 14 hours ago
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[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 47 points 23 hours ago (10 children)

Swastidumpster doesn't really flow. We need alternatives for the cyberclunk. Anyone got suggestions?

[–] YurkshireLad@lemmy.ca 45 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Some people use WankPanzer.

[–] Tramort@programming.dev 14 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Based on Grimes' tweet maybe the pegwagon?

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 2 points 20 hours ago

She said that was fake

[–] TediousTasks@lemmy.world 17 points 19 hours ago

'Deplorean' is my personal fav followed by 'Wankpanzer'

[–] nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 3 points 14 hours ago

Hakenkruiser

[–] Thadden@lemmy.world 6 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

I think SwastiCar works really well

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 2 points 16 hours ago

Yeah, but that applies to the brand as a whole.

[–] nyan_cat@lemmy.world 14 points 20 hours ago (2 children)
[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 7 points 16 hours ago

IncEl Camino

glorious

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago

Oh I like this one.

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 17 points 22 hours ago (1 children)
[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 16 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

Sorry, I meant names that acknowledge Elon's nazi adoration, like swasticar.

[–] Glitterbomb@lemmy.world 37 points 22 hours ago
[–] crabigno@lemmy.zip 9 points 21 hours ago
[–] OccultIconoclast@reddthat.com 2 points 14 hours ago

Heil Hauler

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 6 points 19 hours ago

SyberSuck

Or SS for short

[–] SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world 6 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

"Let them drive cake" because the thing looks like a bad slice of cake and we all know where things are headed.

[–] LostWon@lemmy.ca 3 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

Bonus double-entendre that what they're driving is ass.

[–] GroundedGator@lemmy.world 3 points 21 hours ago
[–] arankays@lemmy.ca 26 points 21 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Chef@sh.itjust.works 9 points 21 hours ago

It’s running low on crab juice.

[–] bfg9k@lemmy.world 4 points 19 hours ago

14 hectares on a single tank of kerosene

[–] LodeMike 7 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (1 children)
[–] kautau@lemmy.world 4 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

I mean the guy too, the first logo on his stupidly pretentious website on where he's been "featured" is fox news. Glad to see his car shut down on him straight off the lot

[–] LodeMike 2 points 18 hours ago

But they're not resting in peace. They seem angry.

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