this post was submitted on 16 Mar 2025
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[–] PanArab@lemm.ee 12 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

It is definitely a computer. Things just stop working for no obvious reason sometimes.

[–] cows_are_underrated@feddit.org 10 points 15 hours ago (6 children)

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

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[–] Telorand@reddthat.com 142 points 1 day ago (4 children)

He...he can't help you. He's the nepo baby of people who owned blood mines. He doesn't actually know anything useful. Or care about you.

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[–] ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 94 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Lmao, imagine a car not working because of a software bug. That's just pathetic.

[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 28 points 20 hours ago (4 children)

That's... Basically every car made in the last 15 years?

[–] faercol@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

The worst bug I had on my car had the onboard computer not starting, and the screen remaining black. It meant I had: no GPS, no music, no backup camera, and no parking sensor.

But apart from that, the car was driving perfectly normal, and all the other features were working as expected.

[–] ShankShill@sh.itjust.works 4 points 14 hours ago (3 children)

My car has a 3 finger salute to force reboot the infotainment system.

[–] faercol@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 13 hours ago

Oh apparently I have something similar (5s press on the bottom left), it might have worked

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[–] Alwaysnownevernotme@lemmy.world 12 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

My 2017 mini hasn't had anything, even resembling that?

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[–] viking@infosec.pub 1 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

My car is built in 2023 (2016 model) and has none of those "features". The most high tech thing is a USB port.

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[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 1 points 16 hours ago
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[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 47 points 1 day ago (10 children)

Swastidumpster doesn't really flow. We need alternatives for the cyberclunk. Anyone got suggestions?

[–] YurkshireLad@lemmy.ca 46 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Some people use WankPanzer.

[–] Tramort@programming.dev 14 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Based on Grimes' tweet maybe the pegwagon?

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 2 points 22 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] TediousTasks@lemmy.world 17 points 22 hours ago

'Deplorean' is my personal fav followed by 'Wankpanzer'

[–] Thadden@lemmy.world 7 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I think SwastiCar works really well

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 3 points 19 hours ago

Yeah, but that applies to the brand as a whole.

[–] nyan_cat@lemmy.world 14 points 22 hours ago (2 children)
[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 7 points 19 hours ago

IncEl Camino

glorious

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 2 points 21 hours ago

Oh I like this one.

[–] nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 3 points 16 hours ago

Hakenkruiser

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Sorry, I meant names that acknowledge Elon's nazi adoration, like swasticar.

[–] Glitterbomb@lemmy.world 38 points 1 day ago
[–] crabigno@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 day ago
[–] OccultIconoclast@reddthat.com 2 points 17 hours ago

Heil Hauler

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 6 points 21 hours ago

SyberSuck

Or SS for short

[–] SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"Let them drive cake" because the thing looks like a bad slice of cake and we all know where things are headed.

[–] LostWon@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Bonus double-entendre that what they're driving is ass.

[–] GroundedGator@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago
[–] arankays@lemmy.ca 27 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] Chef@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 day ago

It’s running low on crab juice.

[–] bfg9k@lemmy.world 4 points 21 hours ago

14 hectares on a single tank of kerosene

[–] LodeMike 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)
[–] kautau@lemmy.world 5 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

I mean the guy too, the first logo on his stupidly pretentious website on where he's been "featured" is fox news. Glad to see his car shut down on him straight off the lot

[–] LodeMike 3 points 21 hours ago

But they're not resting in peace. They seem angry.

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