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The Swastidumpster is the Most Reliable Car Ever Made. (pawb.social)

submitted 1 day ago by ThefuzzyFurryComrade@pawb.social to c/Cyberstuck@lemmy.ca

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[–] FrChazzz@lemm.ee 22 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

I know it’s fun to hate on the CyberTruck (absolutely has deserved it), but I’d bet money on this being a 12v battery issue, maybe from improper storage? Only reason I say this is that I have a Kia Soul EV and it gave me pretty much the exact same warning the other day and refused to start. Turned out the 12v battery was dead and that causes all kinds of weird stuff to happen to the electrical systems in the car. Especially considering that the entire electrical system of the CT is consolidated into one wiring harness.

Also, knowing Tesla, attempting to jump the 12v would probably void a warranty.

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[–] ragingdachshund@lemm.ee 22 points 17 hours ago

You just need to seig heil harder, bro

[–] PanArab@lemm.ee 12 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

It is definitely a computer. Things just stop working for no obvious reason sometimes.

[–] cows_are_underrated@feddit.org 12 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

[–] genuineparts@infosec.pub 20 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (3 children)

Literally says on the screen "Exiting and Reentering vehicle might restore operation." I hate the future.

[–] cows_are_underrated@feddit.org 3 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Where does it say that? Can't see anything.

[–] Halosheep@lemm.ee 6 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

It's hard to see but the small notice on the left side with the warning symbol says it. The barely legible text at the bottom.

[–] cows_are_underrated@feddit.org 2 points 14 hours ago

Ah thanks. I would not have been able to identify that, but makes sense.

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[–] Telorand@reddthat.com 146 points 1 day ago (4 children)

He...he can't help you. He's the nepo baby of people who owned blood mines. He doesn't actually know anything useful. Or care about you.

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[–] ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 97 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Lmao, imagine a car not working because of a software bug. That's just pathetic.

[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 29 points 21 hours ago (4 children)

That's... Basically every car made in the last 15 years?

[–] faercol@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

The worst bug I had on my car had the onboard computer not starting, and the screen remaining black. It meant I had: no GPS, no music, no backup camera, and no parking sensor.

But apart from that, the car was driving perfectly normal, and all the other features were working as expected.

[–] ShankShill@sh.itjust.works 4 points 15 hours ago (3 children)

My car has a 3 finger salute to force reboot the infotainment system.

[–] faercol@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 14 hours ago

Oh apparently I have something similar (5s press on the bottom left), it might have worked

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[–] Alwaysnownevernotme@lemmy.world 12 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

My 2017 mini hasn't had anything, even resembling that?

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[–] viking@infosec.pub 1 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

My car is built in 2023 (2016 model) and has none of those "features". The most high tech thing is a USB port.

[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 5 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (2 children)

Ah, so no ECU? No RFID engine interlock? No braking assist or lane keep?

I highly doubt it. Post your model. You're 1 software bug away from a dead car.

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[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 49 points 1 day ago (11 children)

Swastidumpster doesn't really flow. We need alternatives for the cyberclunk. Anyone got suggestions?

[–] YurkshireLad@lemmy.ca 47 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Some people use WankPanzer.

[–] Tramort@programming.dev 14 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Based on Grimes' tweet maybe the pegwagon?

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[–] TediousTasks@lemmy.world 18 points 23 hours ago

'Deplorean' is my personal fav followed by 'Wankpanzer'

[–] Thadden@lemmy.world 7 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

I think SwastiCar works really well

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 3 points 20 hours ago

Yeah, but that applies to the brand as a whole.

[–] nyan_cat@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Incel camino

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 7 points 20 hours ago

IncEl Camino

glorious

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[–] nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 3 points 17 hours ago

Hakenkruiser

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Cybersuck?

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Sorry, I meant names that acknowledge Elon's nazi adoration, like swasticar.

[–] Glitterbomb@lemmy.world 38 points 1 day ago

Fashcan?

[–] crabigno@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 day ago

Dorkswagen

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 6 points 23 hours ago

SyberSuck

Or SS for short

[–] OccultIconoclast@reddthat.com 2 points 18 hours ago

Heil Hauler

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[–] arankays@lemmy.ca 27 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Put it in H!

[–] Chef@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 day ago

It’s running low on crab juice.

[–] bfg9k@lemmy.world 4 points 23 hours ago

14 hectares on a single tank of kerosene

[–] LodeMike 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

RIP bozo (the car)

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 5 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

I mean the guy too, the first logo on his stupidly pretentious website on where he's been "featured" is fox news. Glad to see his car shut down on him straight off the lot

[–] LodeMike 3 points 22 hours ago

But they're not resting in peace. They seem angry.

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