It is definitely a computer. Things just stop working for no obvious reason sometimes.
Cyberstuck
A place to post your Cybertruck fails! We're here to make fun of this hunk of shit and throw as much shade as we can to that garbage bag of a human elon.
No doxxing No slurs No racism And no fucking nazis!
He...he can't help you. He's the nepo baby of people who owned blood mines. He doesn't actually know anything useful. Or care about you.
Lmao, imagine a car not working because of a software bug. That's just pathetic.
That's... Basically every car made in the last 15 years?
The worst bug I had on my car had the onboard computer not starting, and the screen remaining black. It meant I had: no GPS, no music, no backup camera, and no parking sensor.
But apart from that, the car was driving perfectly normal, and all the other features were working as expected.
My car has a 3 finger salute to force reboot the infotainment system.
Oh apparently I have something similar (5s press on the bottom left), it might have worked
My car is built in 2023 (2016 model) and has none of those "features". The most high tech thing is a USB port.
Yes and?
Swastidumpster doesn't really flow. We need alternatives for the cyberclunk. Anyone got suggestions?
Some people use WankPanzer.
'Deplorean' is my personal fav followed by 'Wankpanzer'
I think SwastiCar works really well
Yeah, but that applies to the brand as a whole.
Incel camino
IncEl Camino
glorious
Oh I like this one.
Hakenkruiser
Cybersuck?
Sorry, I meant names that acknowledge Elon's nazi adoration, like swasticar.
Fashcan?
Dorkswagen
Heil Hauler
SyberSuck
Or SS for short
"Let them drive cake" because the thing looks like a bad slice of cake and we all know where things are headed.
Bonus double-entendre that what they're driving is ass.
SwastiCuck
Put it in H!
It’s running low on crab juice.
14 hectares on a single tank of kerosene
RIP bozo (the car)
I mean the guy too, the first logo on his stupidly pretentious website on where he's been "featured" is fox news. Glad to see his car shut down on him straight off the lot
But they're not resting in peace. They seem angry.