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It is a Ford e-transit. Huge white empty sides. I enjoy the plainness of it, but am open to putting something interesting on the sides/back.

I will implement my favorite idea without fail.

It's for transporting my disabled mother around, but also for personal use. (I am too tall for normal cars so this will be my only vehicle)

Edit: There are so many good suggestions. My current favorites are some sort of grand fantasy mural or the mystery machine (possibly with mystery replaced with my last name that also starts with an m and has the same amount of letters), or that 90's jazz pattern.

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[–] aislopmukbang@sh.itjust.works 77 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] Alk@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

I like this one too.

[–] agent_nycto@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

I have painted a version of this on an old cop car I had and it got very positive responses from people

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 39 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Why limit to the sides when you could go full Mystery Machine?

[–] Alk@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

This one is tempting.

[–] ExtremeDullard@lemmy.sdf.org 33 points 2 weeks ago
[–] WanderingShadow@lemmy.world 21 points 2 weeks ago

"this way up" and arrow. Should prevent rollover in the event of an accident.

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] Alk@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

This is a good one. I'm a fan of full body airbrushes.

[–] ghost_towels@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago

I loved that movie so much! It’s been a while, should watch it again.

[–] snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago

Free candy signs.

[–] shnizmuffin@lemmy.inbutts.lol 14 points 2 weeks ago

SCREAMING FOR VAN-GENCE

[–] RangerJosey@lemmy.ml 14 points 2 weeks ago

Paint it brown. Then commission an artist to design you a sick ass mural. A dragon or maybe a wizard mid cast.

[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] Botzo@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Right idea but way too high quality.

Relatively small piece of cardboard duct taped to the van with something misspelled like "coten candy". That's the perfect panel van vibe.

Everyone will avoid you, cops won't take you seriously (unless you aren't white, in which case, best of luck with a white panel van).

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago

Meatcanyon?!

[–] LuxSpark@lemmy.cafe 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Airbrush your mom on a flamed vehicle of her choice.

[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 weeks ago

Chariot with wings

[–] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 11 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] sir_pronoun@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Angry upvote

Edit: holy shit, it's SatansMaggottyCumFart, Lemmy royalty!

[–] ladicius@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

One can achieve that by running over some felines.

[–] prex@aussie.zone 11 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Hamartiogonic@sopuli.xyz 11 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Hire an artist to design a Mad fold-in picture that reveals something interesting when you slide the door open.

image Notice, it works with text as well.

[–] Hello_there@fedia.io 10 points 2 weeks ago

Hire someone to paint a grateful dead album cover on the side. Pay for a vanity plate that says 420GRAN

[–] BartyDeCanter@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 2 weeks ago

The cover to Meatloaf’s Bat Out Of Hell 2 album.

[–] DirigibleProtein@aussie.zone 7 points 1 week ago

fReE cAnDy!

[–] xavier_berthiaume@jlai.lu 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

You could make it look like a hot wheel by adding those old school flame decals on the sides, and honestly bonus points if you go around with frosted tips, yellow shades, a flame print shirt and some shorts

[–] Kryptkravler@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Hello_there@fedia.io 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Add some solar panels and a portable battery?

[–] invertedspear@lemm.ee 4 points 2 weeks ago

It’s an e-transit, so it already is a portable battery. Unless you have it parked in direct sun for several days, the solar panels don’t make up for their weight or their effect on aerodynamics.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 2 weeks ago

The Grim Reaper on a motorcycle made of fire, or a unicorn and dolphins in a Lisa Frank style painting.

Personally, I'd do one on one side, the other on the other.

[–] kandoh@reddthat.com 3 points 2 weeks ago
[–] HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today 3 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Attending a van show in 1977...

https://youtu.be/_QhZmKtD1og

Lotsa good ideas...

[–] xep@fedia.io 2 points 2 weeks ago

"A large van"

[–] AA5B@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago
[–] agent_nycto@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

A scale painting of your van, but smaller.

But then the painting will have to have a scale painting of a van on it as well, for accuracy's sake.

But then that painting will as well, so keep going till you have that effect when you hold up mirrors to each other.

[–] Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 weeks ago

Hear me out: Catgirls

[–] wabafee@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Not FBI sign.

[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 1 points 1 week ago

Mystery machine.

[–] GooberEar@lemmy.wtf 1 points 1 week ago

Do they make glow in the dark paint for auto use? If so, then paint it glow in the dark.