Who's that green idiot?!
this post was submitted on 07 Apr 2025
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They voted for red so they got red
Hey there’s still the one green hold out
I believe that would be MarketAxess (MKTX) which largely deals in bonds AFAIK. Given that bonds are the traditional safe haven asset when traders see the market shitting the bed, them doing well isn't necessarily the best sign for overall market health...
Berkshire Hathaway?
are we winning yet?
We are already tired of winning
Maybe this is it?
Like I bought into my current house mortgage at $500k. Now I've seen a few houses down the road finish building... Mid city in Kenmore WA, for 2.4million. Okay great! I can barely afford my place, how can anyone dream of getting into a 2.4 million dollar house if they're not the CEO of something or another? My neighborhood has a mechanic, a teacher, a juice maker, a nurse. Like that's the people here and they don't have 2.4million. Their kid's kid's might one day buy a school book for 2.4 million and look at how cheap houses were today. But not us, now.
So is this it? Does the market caput and the government just pays off all our loans in a big reset moment? Then everyone starts selling their house back to reasonable money like 200k or 300k?
Then everyone starts selling their house back to reasonable money like 200k or 300k?
You misspelled “then giant companies buy up all the housing on the cheap and everyone continues to be miserable”
LOL I got poor grammar.
You will not own anything and you will like it.
No wonder everything is a subscription.
Party like its 1929... going on 1939.
What about that little green guy there? What's he getting up to?
It's probably MKTX which had some interesting stock performance this year. https://www.google.com/finance/quote/MKTX:NASDAQ
Liberation of value from the investors day
Soon we’ll be red and dead
Well... Let's hope for redemption
Wait, I like that name, is it time for a redemption?
How Keynesian.
This 2025 stock market crash is the new great leap forward for the U.S., but this time Americans are still well fed.
well, everything except eggs
Yeah and maybe some homeless addict starved in the street I presume
Is this from today?
Yep. It's giving some flashbacks to 2008 financial crisis. It'll take some time, maybe years, before everything recovers. And that's if Trump isn't doing his best to make it worse.
Its recovering and I dont know why. I dont see anything that changed fundamentally. Am I missing something?
Rumour going around the tariffs would be delayed 90 days gave positive vibes. That rumour is already discredited though.
Stupid COMMIES that's GOOD!
-Free Thinking Republicans who Voted for Jenius Bisnissman Trump!
it IS good. just not for the US.
for china and the third world, though....
Sad thing is is not good for the third world now but it will get worse before you it gets better
what do you mean? the empire keeping us down is dying.
our forced dependency on it will make for a rough while, then we are literally free to develop for the first time in maybe a century.
that is if the us doesnt start nuking everything out of spite.
That's what they wrote
So it sort of opened to a +3% roughly this morning. Is that just a dead cat bounce as people try and catch the falling knife?
Give it a month or so until tariffs are fully incorporated into daily costs
Then we're in for a ride
JDPON Don fulfilling his duty to the Global South by tanking the US Empire from within 🫡
so what do you buy is the question
Eggs
You bet against them going up. If they go down then your money goes up. (Idk if it’s a good idea currently tho, as it’s quite unpredictable if they’ll keep going down(depends on trumps actions))
Wait so you guys spend years complaining about companies having unrealized gains
And when these start to reduce, you freak out?
Weren't you the eat the rich croud?
You should be happy about this
Are these only U.S. companies?
Oh sorry, you guys never specified which country were the rich croud you wanted to eat from
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