I wish somebody would try to trick him into pushing socialism-but-called-something-else because that would be fucking hilarious lmao
this post was submitted on 09 Apr 2025
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Look, with the tariffs going up but insufficient infrastructure to replace the imported goods, it's only a matter of time before we have backyard steel mills. And with the spread of bird flu, you know they're going to control it via 'kill all the birds'.
For as much as they claim to hate Communist China, they'll be doing Mao's greatest hits in no time.
Yeah, but we were hoping for socialism, not commie authoritarian nutjobbery.
Instructions unclear, now you get sent to gulag, comrade
you know, i have plans for a backyard propane biorefinery, (it's like rubber and a bunch of garbage bags and some hose it's really a lot less complicated than it sounds to build a swamp) i just don't have the equipment to get it under pressure to put it in my 5 pound white can. hm.
edit: i just checked and i'm not zoned for it either but i can get an exemption or rezoned i forget the process i really don't think the hoa will go for it. maybe they'll go for it if i sell them cheap propane
Corpo subsidies and bribes for everyone?
New foreign policy directive: Waaaaaaaaugh!!!
I cannot express this enough. Do NOT start the WAAAGH.
WAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!! Time to krump the 'umiez.
Mr Behindthebastards himself.
Way to stack the deck against West Virginia
They should’ve rejected the Green Dew Deal
america has been torturing appalachia for harboring fugitive slaves since before america existed
They forgot the part where every media outlet, including NPR, runs pieces saying, "it may not be as crazy as it sounds. It's really 3D chess, and while it looks like a horrible disaster right now, sometime in the future it might make all of your furniture spontaneously convert to gold! We don't know, but people are saying it."
NPR does not do that to the extent people claim it does, not even close. They present the facts and allow people to interpret them as they will, for the most part. It's not their fault people are bad at interpretation
But, they do. NPR is - except for Lemmy -almost my only source of news, and I had to stop listening to it when they ran a piece on how the tariffs might actually not be such a bad thing.
You may be right: they may not do it as much as some people claim, but they're still repeating bullshit claims far more than they used to.
Would you mind linking the piece? The piece I saw did not support it
As usual, NPR doesn't know what it's talking about, Ork Teef actually degrade relatively rapidly outside of their mouths and are replaced by their species just regrowing them.
This is just another economic cargo cult!
I love seeing Robert in the wild
He’s my favorite machete wielding madman.
With a side hustle in bagel chucking.
Now some people are saying, “Mr. Trump, aren’t Orks a little chaotic?” Folks—we love chaos. We’ve been doing chaos better than anyone for years. But we do it our way. American Waaagh. Controlled chaos. Very organized. The best Waaagh.
He does love the poorly educated!
Vermin Supreme will fight this policy tooth and nail. He will not allow anyone to gum up the works of this great nation. With his pony army and mystic dental arts, he will stop this maddness before cavities take root.
He is grinding out a plan. In fact I heard he is grinding in his sleep.
The real question here is "Who read it to him?"
I don't have much to contribute here, but I figured I should at least show up.
I'm glad you did
I have before me a Great and Wonderful plan to Make America Rich Again! We trade in seashells, all purchases must be made in seashells. I hear there's a Wonderful Woman named Sally, she sells seashells by the seashore. I have instructed my administration to find this Sally of the seashore and make her head of the treasury!
My only and small concern: punny hoomy theet are limited and dont regrow like the ones from the boyyzz
Supply and demand
Naturally limited monetary inflation!
I feel way more confident in my ability to get teeth than to get dollars anyway so I'm on board
Looks like Hamberders are back on the menu