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[–] aqua@lemmy.world 107 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] AdrenochromeBandit@partizle.com 87 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] Hillock@kbin.social 41 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I think most guys would have just agreed to sell worn underwear.

[–] ech@lemm.ee 44 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Whatever Empress's gender, I think we can agree that they're not like "most" people. Whether real or an act, they are pretty extreme and committed to all of their claimed views, one of which is hating men.

[–] gullible@kbin.social 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But what if they test the semen on my underwear and find higher than average levels of testosterone?

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Gamer girls have sold bath water; you have found your market

For the right price, some dude will totally steal a pair from a roommate and make some money lol

[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

based on what? they could be an elephant for all we know

[–] Mubelotix@jlai.lu 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 year ago

fair enough

[–] Virkkunen@kbin.social 42 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The way Empress writes things and the stuff they say fits perfectly into the basement dwelling neckbeard stereotype. There's not a chance in this universe that Empress is a woman.

Thier attacks on fitgirl seemed to be projection.

[–] comfisofa@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

I am boarding this train ride or die.

[–] Zoot_@lemmy.world 99 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Why not just buy the game at that point?? I understand piracy but if you are paying that much for a crack wtf.

[–] echo64@lemmy.world 82 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

They aren't paying "for the cracks", it's just how they simp for another person. It's like when people give streamers huge donations, makes them feel like they have a friend or a personal connection with the person

[–] Drinvictus@discuss.tchncs.de 51 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Giving back to the community.

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 42 points 1 year ago

I don’t think this guy had the community in mind

[–] dill@lemmy.one 44 points 1 year ago

The ops cracks were just the means in which he could acquire a wiff of the crackers crack.

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 70 points 1 year ago
[–] UntouchedWagons@lemmy.ca 38 points 1 year ago
[–] DavidGarcia@feddit.nl 34 points 1 year ago
[–] sadreality@kbin.social 30 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Please someone tell me this ain't for real.

[–] RealM@kbin.social 23 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Everything on the internet is fake. All stories are just made up for fake internet points.

If you tell me I'm wrong, guess what? You are also fake and made up. :)

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

This comment right here is fake, and so am I.

[–] sadreality@kbin.social 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If OP is fake, that's solid writing haha

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 1 year ago

if there is one thing 4chan can be relied on for, it's absurd dedication to the pettiest shit.

[–] Ogygus@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You think somebody would go on the internet to just say lies?

[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 year ago

in this timeline it's impossible to know

[–] Zaphod@discuss.tchncs.de 22 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

~~Dude really posted his email on 4chan 💀~~ ... I was tired

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] CaptainBasculin@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

her email isn't hidden anyways, it's visible on all of her .NFOs.

[–] Psythik@lemm.ee 21 points 1 year ago

Did I misread? They posted Empress' address.

[–] DestroyMegacorps@lemmy.ml 18 points 1 year ago

What is wrong with anon?

[–] platysalty@kbin.social 15 points 1 year ago

If this guy is from Brunei I know who he is.

If I had 500$ to spend for having someone crack a game I want to play I would just buy the game.

You can spend the difference on a call girl if you really want

[–] GreenMario@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago

I tried Yakuza for free on Gamepass.

Simps really have no economic sense lol

[–] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

Why do people like this exist? He clearly has no good use for money, so naturally he has tons of it in excess.