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[–] rosco385@lemm.ee 22 points 2 days ago

Around the World in my ass.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 59 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

"No Cock Like Horse Cock" in my ass

Well that's stupid, I didn't even get an extra joke from this.

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[–] HereIAm@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago

Banana, Melon, Kiwi & Lemon in my ass 😐

[–] marzhall@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Every Time We Touch in my ass

[–] Hafty@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago
[–] ryanvade@lemmy.world 28 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Ummm, not sure about this one

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[–] ptrsd@lemm.ee 1 points 1 day ago

Reminds me of this commercial

https://youtu.be/3RcrRRlKTUM

[–] Afflictedlife@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 day ago

More than this in my ass

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

This would mean?

[–] aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 day ago (2 children)

last train home in my ass.

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[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 day ago

Fine... Opens Spotify

"My Best Friends... In my ass" - Pokemon

Oh wait, no, that would be the next track. The previous one was:

"Stand Out... In My Ass" - Tevin Campbell

[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 12 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Don't stop me now in my ass.

I think Freddie would approve.

[–] thesaddreamer@lemmy.ca 44 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Don't stop believing in my ass

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[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 46 points 2 days ago

Last night's music trying to ruin my day.

[–] voxthefox@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Necromancer dancing in my ass, apropos

[–] spicehoarder@lemm.ee 1 points 1 day ago

Lost Grave in my ass

[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 49 points 2 days ago

No I will not do that, because the last song I heard was Kids by MGMT.

[–] Hana@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 day ago

conception for three forms of unhappiness at the state of existence in my ass

[–] muusemuuse@lemm.ee 3 points 1 day ago

Division by zero in my ass?

[–] AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 43 points 2 days ago
[–] Skjolle@lemmy.ca 31 points 2 days ago

The Dragonborn Comes in my ass

Apparently I'm now in my experimental phase?

[–] Godllyra@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] Nariom@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

We didn't start the fire in my ass.

[–] SpaceCadet@feddit.nl 7 points 2 days ago
[–] Kaboom@reddthat.com 38 points 2 days ago

We Didn’t Start the Fire in my ass

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

she works hard for the money in my ass

[–] PeteWheeler@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

The heart from your hate in my ass

[–] Jakeroxs@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

Stereo No Aware in my ass

[–] Octavusss@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago

You might think he loves you for your money but I know what he really loves you for it's your brand new leopard skin pillbox hat in my ass

[–] Manitobruh@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago

Soup in my ass

[–] STUNT_GRANNY@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Right Here, Right Now, in my ass.

[–] CaptnNMorgan@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Let it go in my ass

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 32 points 2 days ago

Welcome to the Jungle in my ass

[–] Apocalypteroid@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Bat out of Hell in my Ass

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Shiny Metal Rods in my Ass

[–] silasmariner@programming.dev 2 points 1 day ago

The past is a grotesque animal in my arse

[–] viduq@lemmy.kde.social 3 points 1 day ago

The look you give that guy in my ass

[–] LoonyTrix@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

Welcome to the jungle .. in my ass...

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago

An ember's arc in my ass

[–] frog_brawler@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

Billie Jean in my ass.

[–] itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 day ago

Anthem for No State, Pt. I in my ass

uhh.. I guess my prostate will have to sit this one out

[–] nshibj@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

What happens now? (in my ass)

[–] superkret@feddit.org 5 points 2 days ago

Smells Like Teen Spirit In My Ass

[–] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Mr. Jones in my ass.

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