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[CW: potential corpse] When you smoke the weed that makes your peanus horts (hexbear.net)
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[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 80 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I unironically, earnestly believe 99% of the cop alarmism about fentanyl is because an embarrassing amount of cops like to taste, toot, and take a quick rip on the shit they seize.

they do not recognize when something they've seized is meant to be stepped on a few more times, i.e. "not ready for retail" because they are far more ignorant about recreational drugs than the average user, yet are completely convinced of their expertise by frat bro/douche ag culture of the institution.

so now we get this whole narrative about how if you touch a doorknob and fentanyl was in a bag on the otherside of the door, you will fucking die and that's what absolutely happened Sgt. Officer Whitey O'Punchy when he was found dead in the shitter of his neighbors apartment, completely brain cooked.

[–] Xenomorph@hexbear.net 52 points 3 months ago

I like how it's socially acceptable for cops to do whatever they seize on the downlow and they'll craft a hero narrative around them dying to an overdose but if you're a poor homeless junky who od's society is just like "meh whatever".

[–] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 28 points 3 months ago (1 children)

douche ag

Douche agriculture?

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 19 points 3 months ago (1 children)

precisely!

[–] Shaleesh@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

what is douche agriculture? Is this about growing the douches or is it more farmers who are assholes?

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 2 points 3 months ago

i tried to type "douchebag" but hit [spacebar] instead of b and then i just rolled with it so here we are.

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 52 points 3 months ago (2 children)

> be cop

> take weed

> oof ouch owie my peanits

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 28 points 3 months ago (1 children)

boner hurting juice

[–] sleeplessone@lemmy.ml 26 points 3 months ago

New way to weed out feds: see if they can withstand a hit of the Copper Killer OG kush before letting them join the org.

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 34 points 3 months ago

[–] Des@hexbear.net 32 points 3 months ago

it's like when a spider dies

[–] GnastyGnuts@hexbear.net 30 points 3 months ago

The title literally says he smoked that shit lol

It's not even the usual "he saw some fent from across the field and it got him", no, he was getting fucking high in the bathroom like some little high-schooler!

[–] radio_free_asgarthr@hexbear.net 29 points 3 months ago

It was laced with dick fentanyl and now his dick is overdosing. The Police Benevolence Society is now fundraising for cops with dead dicks.

[–] take_five_moments@hexbear.net 28 points 3 months ago

smokin fetty and jorkin my peanets

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 28 points 3 months ago

officer-down

[–] HelluvaBottomCarter@hexbear.net 25 points 3 months ago

That's what I look like when I smoke the driest, grayest gas station CBD bud.

[–] CeliacMcCarthy@hexbear.net 22 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

smokin that Bluetanese shadow garden grown dark evil Stop Resisting pack

[–] durruticore@hexbear.net 18 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

acab-2 also, cw plz

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 13 points 3 months ago

dracula-flow we smokin’ on that Sumerian Quasimodo carpet bomber obsequious demon whisperer Runtz

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 11 points 3 months ago

Anyone else see that pose and hear the metrocop flatline

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 10 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

https://www.sacbee.com/news/local/crime/article301207714.html

Pig was revived with Narcan.

Morales told the Sheriff’s Office he ingested the drug because he wanted to die by s*icide and struggled with his mental health, according to a 468-page internal investigation report. “I’m very sorry — I’m sorry to my partner. And I’m sorry,” Morales said, according to the report. “That’s why I did it — that’s why I did it in that bathroom ‘cause I didn’t want the public to see me.” In the months leading up to the overdose, Morales said he confiscated a pipe while on duty and smoked methamphetamine coating the pipe three or four times. It was for a “hit of energy” while he procrastinated completing reports into his investigations, according to the documents. But deputies investigating Morales cast doubt on the truth behind these claims, saying a drug test of his hair showed “chronic use” consistent with a person who uses drugs throughout their life, the documents say.

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago

Fly meeeeee to the moon

[–] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago

oblivion ragdoll