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[–] Igilq@szmer.info 81 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Why would someone put a pen in their urethra?

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 72 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oh you poor innocent soul. Some things are best left unsaid.

[–] wheelie@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I want to be grossed out. Hit me.

[–] RandomStickman@fedia.io 60 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Look at you sounding off here. You must not be sound of mind if you're looking for this. It's sounding like a bad idea.

[–] notoftenthat@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Some peehole just don't know when to stop.

[–] BaroqueInMind@lemmy.one 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Foogle "10mm sounding rod"

[–] Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 34 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Foogle "10mm sounding rod"

Amazon sells a ribbed one...

[–] Dragonstaff@leminal.space 50 points 1 month ago (2 children)

A pen? Foolhardiness.

Using a sterile cylinder of metal or glass is called "sounding" and is a somewhat common fetish. I think this post is a joke, but humanity never fails to disappoint me.

[–] Num10ck@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

i saw a video once that used a finger with a long fake fingernail entering a male urethra, that obviously had prior visitors. no idea what the best possible outcome is.

[–] HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Best outcome would be busting a nut. Worst would be busting a nail.

[–] tomenzgg@midwest.social 8 points 1 month ago

*begrudgingly slow-claps*

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[–] BrowseMan@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Glass?

That sound like a very, very, VERY poor material choice...

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 month ago

they're toughened glass.

There used to be a coffee shop I frequented that had a large display case of them.

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 9 points 1 month ago

I want to avoid micro plastics

Glass and Stainless are the two main materials used for sounding.

Glass is quite sturdy.

[–] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 40 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Some people find the experience of sticking things in their urethra highly stimulating. Some of those people get tired of the typical thin rod, and need something... More.

I've always been more curious as to who figured this out first. Someone had to be the first to scratch the inside of their dick with a stick to awaken a whole new itch, and I find that just slightly terrifying.

[–] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 37 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (4 children)

Sounder here. It started as experimenting as a child. Once i found out that i can make good feeling by touching my pp, I tried everything I could think of to make different good feelings.

Started with lego spears and antennae around 10 I think. Also tried those little ball chains that are used as pull switches for ceiling lights. They were less fun. Nowadays I use proper surgical grade tools.

I've got a pencil dick so the biggest I can fit is 7.5mm even after sounding for 20 years. Some guys can take up to 12 or 13 mm and it legitimately makes me jealous.

[–] nightm4re@feddit.org 55 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Not kinkshaming here, I just hadn't expected to read an adventure tale this detailed today.

[–] ocean@lemmy.selfhostcat.com 14 points 1 month ago

You’re giving me flashbacks to a doctor in Tokyo sticking a camera into my bladder and saying it was beautiful. I yahooed it, cameras are 9mm. It was hell. At least I got you best ya weirdo

[–] Civil_Liberty@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago

I had a medical procedure in my early 20's where they put a camera up my urethra. Prior to the procedure they filled it with lidocaine or something similar so I did not feel a thing. The purpose was to get a look inside my bladder. It was not a pleasant experience with a frequent urge to pee after a terrible urge that produced perhaps a drop or two. This went on about every 15 minutes for the rest of the day. It was misery. So when I hear of another side to the story had they not filled me full of lidocaine. I can't help but be amazed at what a difference perspective makes ones experiences, and how that can inform the rest of our lives.

[–] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 month ago

I put things in my peehole for sexual pleasure.

Hope that clears it up.

[–] Num10ck@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (3 children)

are they resonating the thing to make it vibrate? are there some awesome frequencies? otherwise i dont understand the 'sounding' name.

[–] RandomStickman@fedia.io 19 points 1 month ago (5 children)

A medical sound is an instrument used for probing and dilating

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[–] Dragonstaff@leminal.space 5 points 1 month ago

The name comes from Depth Sounding (Link is completely SFW) It has the same meaning as "probing".

[–] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

You can buy vibrating sounds, but honestly the vibrating doesnt add much to the experience.

[–] HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 month ago

It's cause the other holes are full.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 5 points 1 month ago

Just assume they're joking and think on it no further.

Do not Google anything!

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[–] Fleur_@aussie.zone 30 points 1 month ago (2 children)

God won't forgive me for having this knowledge

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Then we will walk backwards into hell together, with heavy hearts and four middle fingers held high

[–] TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I wanna come too! Please pleaseeee

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[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 27 points 1 month ago

Sounds about right.

[–] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 22 points 1 month ago (5 children)
[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago

A vtuber who's a cow.

[–] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago

Considering the comment, I think I'm better off not knowing.

[–] pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 month ago (6 children)

since i can't explain, go to urban dictionary.

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[–] 21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com 17 points 1 month ago (5 children)

I get that's something people do recreationally and whatever, you do you, but I get the feeling you need an extent of genetic predisposition to get an object that wide up there without tearing something. Or of course the more obvious answer of the first poster was just running their mouth to get a reaction and boy oh boy did it work.

[–] scoobford@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 month ago

I imagine it'll stretch like any other part of your body with practice.

That being said, I had a roommate in college who you could hear that his stream was wider than most. I imagine he might be able to pull this off.

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[–] SwingingTheLamp@midwest.social 17 points 1 month ago

Skill issue. Should be doing both at the same time.

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm not going to yick someone's yum, but goddamn I gotta say that's some impressive training. I assume that taking a piss looks like turning on a garden hose.

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Probably one with a literal kink in it. The stretched out area will slow the flow vs the un-disturbed smaller diameter. Probably dribble a lot, too.

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

This explains the tapered end of XP-Pen

[–] BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I also have a Huion graphic tablet, and this makes me not want to use it now. Like it's somehow contaminated with urethra.

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