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[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 56 minutes ago (1 children)

2, assuming the broad pommel is a counterweight. If it's flimsy lightweight material then none of them.

[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 1 points 17 minutes ago

Yeah, longest tines wins.

[–] BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee 5 points 53 minutes ago

2 but its a bit big

[–] higgsboson@dubvee.org 7 points 1 hour ago

Trick question. These are all terrible, therefore I will eat with my fingers.

[–] seeigel@feddit.org 1 points 14 minutes ago (1 children)
[–] DrBabyJesus@lemm.ee 1 points 3 minutes ago

Found the neurotypical.

[–] ijon_the_human@lemmy.world 1 points 22 minutes ago

Anyone interested in developing a "Find your ideal fork" web app?

I for one would be very interested to see statistical preferences...

[–] HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 28 minutes ago
[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 hour ago
[–] Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 hour ago

1 is too short, 2 is too top heavy, 3 is too thin and light, and 5 is almost a spork.

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

1 is just a funny goofy guy doing his job well not concerned about what the other forks think. I choose him.

[–] seeigel@feddit.org 1 points 11 minutes ago

The right form for that thin metal requirement.

[–] flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 37 minutes ago)

It's probably made of that super light material, and if I use too big of a fork, I'll drop rice all over myself. Or get too big of a mouthful.

I'm glad someone on the internet finally figured out that we all have rules about forks. Every ND person I've met has a fork rule. My fiance (ADHD) and I (ADHD also) have two sets of silverware- one for him, and one for me, and then we have the weird loose ones from either set that were imperfect in meeting our demands.

[–] melisdrawing@lemmy.world 13 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

2, but the base is a bit wide. Am I on the list now?

[–] Jarix@lemmy.world 5 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

If you are i am

[–] CherryBullets@lemmy.ca 24 points 3 hours ago

Obviously #2, but with a slightly smaller handle tip and that's about it.

[–] BenLeMan@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

#1 looks like it's for kids.

#3 & #4 aren't dry-fined enough.

A cross between #2 (weird end) & #5 (weird tip) would be perfect. In fact, I think mine at home is like that (on vacation right now so can't check).

[–] AdrianTheFrog@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

Yes, 1 just looks like the bare minimum stamped sheet metal

[–] biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works 15 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

2 with 5s handle suppremacy

[–] BenLeMan@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago
[–] fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com 5 points 2 hours ago

You cannot know the answer without seeing the underside of the forks. How will you know if they correctly conform to the curvature of your thumb and/or fingers.

One of the best gifts my partner got me was completing a set of cutlery I had grown to love via eBay and other random shops. How she found decade old stuff in mint condition is beyond me.

[–] ree2@lemm.ee 5 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

#2 and #3 Edit: no just #2

[–] snipon@feddit.dk 2 points 2 hours ago

Depends on the knife.

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 15 points 4 hours ago (5 children)

Six.

Look at this fork. LOOK AT IT. Now, calm down.

[–] ifeelsick@lemm.ee 1 points 1 hour ago

i second this. hear hear. love to feel the weight in my hand

[–] Jarix@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

I followed that sexy beast all the way to the back end and then noped out a little bit

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[–] Pofski@lemmy.world 51 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Dadifer@lemmy.world 13 points 4 hours ago
[–] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

Gotta go with 1

[–] Clairvoidance@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (1 children)

2 with 3's handle,

2's head is just weirdly always satisfying

but 2's handle is a bit comical

[–] Dalkor@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

I think i prefer 1 or 5s handle, but yeah 2s head is leagues better.

[–] zipzoopaboop@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 hours ago

the real answer

[–] ifeelsick@lemm.ee 0 points 1 hour ago

number 5 for its solid structure and good distance between prongs

[–] raod_guitar@feddit.org 13 points 4 hours ago (2 children)
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[–] BackgrndNoize@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (1 children)

It was between 2, 4 and 5, but 4 is my final pick

[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

huh it was between 1,3 and 4 for me with 4 the final pick

[–] BackgrndNoize@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)

1 is too small, 3's handle is too thin for me

[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)

Yeah that's exactly why I finally eliminated them

I dismissed 2 because the handle looks heavy, so it would mess with the balance, and 5 has these extremely wide outer tines, which are also too short and it looks dumb

[–] BackgrndNoize@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Yeah 5 looks like it was dropped on its head in its infancy lol

For mouth comfort 5

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