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They don't make comedy movies anymore and standup which has always been mostly trash is now the worst its ever been. We used to make Rick Moranises and Kids In Halls in this country.
Coleslaw deserves a second chance. I remember when coleslaw used to practically anchor a meal. Now it just sits on the side.
Every single Buddy Cole monologue needs to be a tagline on this website
I've got a pretty good Scott Thompob story. Met him after a show and we had some drinks and he was talking about how there used to be a pretty thriving bathhouse scene where I grew up and at the peak of kids in the hall he was there and a dude with a a leather mask and funnel in his mouth was there and it was pretty clear what was going on there so after a few drinks he decided to go for it and before he could unzip the dude unzipped his mask first and said 'sorry Scott. I'm just not a fan.'
oh my god I'm dying
He said any sense of celebrity he was still holding died. Probably saved the troop according him
incredible story and I have no trouble believing it
All I can say is that it's a story he told me. It is very possible a professional comedian had some bullshit stories in the pocket but it's generally believable. I don't think he believed wither his sense of celebrity died cause he kept doing a lot of coke for years after and I doubt he genuinely thought he saved the troupe cause comedians tend to tell jokes. I've met most of the kids in the hall, aside from Bruce which bums me out. Meeting Canadian celebrities in Canada just means you've worked at bars or late night takeout places. Met Jack Layton randomly once while we watched a guy jump into a body of water way too large to swim away from cops to avoid an arrest. He just happened to be standing next to me at a public event when this scen went down. It's a fucking huge country but only like 45 people live here.
Lmao that's fantastic. I got to meet the crew when they did Death Comes to Town, and they're all so nice to be around. Dave Foley was the least i met, but Scott and Bruce were so much fun to talk to.
Bruce is the only one I haven't met and also the one I want to meet the most. Kids in the Hall has been a huge influence on me but Bruce's stuff specifically had this beautiful vulnerability to it that I can relate to a LOT. I still see the ham of truth
I feel that KITH is a weird stepfather to this site. Like SomethingAwful, theres a Kevin Mcdonald character thatd'd be super in here.
Pre-grunge gen x 2as alright
Drake
Jordan Peterson the type of guy to blow steam out of his ears when he's angry.
Jordan Peterson the type of guy to blow steam out of his ears when he's angry.
Red like a lobster. Have I told you about lobster hiarchy and the adolescent human MALE? You"d be suprised how many simularities there are.
Hey nothing particularly wrong with Biebs that I know of
in hindsight it was an obvious mistake to not put a 200% tariff on Jordan Peterson imports
Hopefully, his next stop is an El Salvadoran gulag.
He got bullied out of 
DHS is going to officially recognize him as an asylum seeker fleeing racial persecution.
"Uncomfortable in my neighborhood [in Toronto]" yeah ok buddy let's hear what you mean by that.
Living in the Danforth and got scared by all the foreign food (greek)
Gyros...gyration...symbolic of the swirling maelstrom of the Chaos Dragon
now this is the kind of immigrant we should be keeping out
US is experiencing brain drain + stupidity absorbtion
Deport him to El Salvador
Least unsurprising move ever? His entire base is burgerbrained young men living in the USA.
I think you mean "least surprising" since you are saying it's predictable
Least unsurprising
Double negatives make my brain itch.
least isn't a negative though?
Let me make it negative for you
You could view least amount as something with portion subtracted compared to "normal" amount. Subtraction could be viewed as addition of negative value. So there, it's negative in its core.
Sorry, I though a little too hard about it and had to share
right.. I see it now.. actually I think I misread the "unsurprising" as "surprising" originally which is why I didn't understand the double-negative comment. My bad.
I thought he was a burger all this time.
A lot of the worst voices for the burger empire actually come from/live in the burger empire's hat.
Crowder too
Thought this dude was already in US like a lot of dipshit kkklanadian right winger celebs.
Your problem now!
old news. I'm sad I can no longer find and egg his house on olive ave
Good fucking riddance. Pls let me in, Canada. I can be trusted with Quebec's Hydroelectric power system!