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[–] LadyButterfly@lemmy.world 4 points 1 hour ago

Honestly unsure if this is fake, thanks 2025!

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 1 points 48 minutes ago

LETS GO

of what?

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] bruhduh@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Yes daddy 🥵🥵🥵

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 12 points 17 hours ago (4 children)

Blessed is the round, and blessed is the cartridge for it holds the round and all of its fury
Blessed is the magazine for receiving the round and holding it close.
Blessed is the barrel, for providing direction and guidance to the round
And most of all, blessed is Kurt Cobain for giving the round purpose, and for receiving all of its love within his body 😌

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

I do not aim with my hand; he who aims with his hand has forgotten the face of his father. I aim with my eye...

[–] JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 hour ago

I kill with my heart

Thankee sai

[–] superkret@feddit.org 4 points 14 hours ago

This is my rifle
This is my nun
This is for shooting
This is for fun

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 5 points 17 hours ago

Yes I know, it was a shotty.

[–] kerrigan778@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 15 hours ago (4 children)

Apparently the way to make suicide jokes still funny in 2025 is to have had it happen in the 90s and for the person to be famous and queer?

[–] ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

what does him being queer have to do with it?

Also people are now making jokes about 9/11. Tragedy turns into comedy after 20 years.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Cobain was queer? Neat...

[–] Machinist@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago
[–] nagaram@startrek.website 2 points 12 hours ago

Were they not supposed to be funny normally?

Are we not all on the brink?

[–] vordalack@lemm.ee 3 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Baptizing converts in Jack Danials and performing exorcisms using the US constitution, let's f***ing go

[–] nexguy@lemmy.world 4 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

farting? ...no it's fishing isn't it.

[–] vordalack@lemm.ee 4 points 7 hours ago
[–] xorollo@leminal.space 4 points 17 hours ago

By the grace of the Omnissiah

[–] Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee 62 points 1 day ago (1 children)

There is no hand grenade in the picture, I call bullshit

[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 54 points 1 day ago (3 children)

The holy hand grenade of Antioch is a Anglican relic you absolute dolt.

[–] modeler@lemmy.world 1 points 13 hours ago

Yeah - there's actual video evidence of it exploding! Unfortunately that means that it no longer exists, so that would explain why it's absent from the Pope's blessèd gun rack.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] FrChazzz@lemm.ee 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

[contemplates going on a tangent about the Branch Theory of Anglican identity, decides against it]

[–] scholar@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] FrChazzz@lemm.ee 5 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

So, Anglican theologians like John Keble and John Henry Newman (who later converted to Roman Catholicism) built off of a notion advanced by the 16th Century Anglican Divines that viewed Anglican Christianity as a distinct branch that developed alongside Roman Catholicism and Orthodoxy. Things like the Synod of Whitby are cited as evidence that the Roman church worked hard to bring this distinct form of the church inline with Roman polity and practices (in some views Celtic Christianity is viewed as being part of this wider “English” branch of the faith). This resulted in a long-standing tenuous relationship with English Christianity and the Catholicism of continental Europe (reflected in things like the Sarum rite, etc.). So when the Reformation happened, this gave the opportunity for English Christianity to pick up where they left off and live into that distinct mode of being.

Given this, according to branch theory proponents, there would be Anglicans in the 900s. They were just put under the veil of Roman Christianity at the time.

Ah, the Roman Catholic Church and government. One of the most destructive and violent church governments on the last 2 millinea, now they are still very rapy molesty, but now the world's largest realty corporation that pays zero taxes.

Wait... no, it's still the same as the last 2 millinea, given the roman Catholic Church government's didn't pay taxes and owned a massive amount of stolen and conquered land

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[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 64 points 1 day ago (3 children)

This has actually happened many times in history and recently. So this image might be real.

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 38 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 92 points 1 day ago (5 children)

For those who don’t want to visit Facebook:

The priest is blessing hunting rifles at the beginning of the season so that they will provide food and not harm people.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 35 points 1 day ago (2 children)

But humans can be food, and less people means more food for the rest of us, which overall doesn't harm people...

grabs rifle

[–] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 1 day ago (7 children)

I know you’re joking, but humans eating humans is how you get kuru disease. The only safe way to eat a person is to process them into Soylent Green first.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kuru_(disease)

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[–] BobThortenLeftToeNail@lemmy.world 0 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

The Vatican is such a huge scandalous and r@py real estate conglomerate. It's crazy that in 2025 hardly anyone is pointing it out. Goes to show theres still lots of preconceived notions that needs to be addressed

[–] superkret@feddit.org 8 points 14 hours ago

It’s crazy that in 2025 hardly anyone is pointing it out.

Are you living under a rock?

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 7 points 15 hours ago

My mom is Catholic and called him another diddler lol.

[–] polite_cat@lemmy.world 32 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Do they deal holy damage now?

[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago (3 children)
+10 holy damage
+3 critical hit chance
+2 accuracy
-5 damage against atheists
[–] VitoRobles 1 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

How much damage can a human take though?

Based on these stats, going to guess 10-15HP, tops.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 1 points 16 hours ago

Cops once shot an innocent bystander more than 100 times and he didn't die

[–] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 1 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Bad news on the religious beliefs of deer.....

[–] WR5@lemmy.world 2 points 16 hours ago

Yeah I think many humans worship the deer religion. I hear people say "Deer God..." when they pray.

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