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Oh no.
Is that south park episode again, now i need to rewatch it tonight
This is my chinchilla. Her name is Muffin and she wants to rip the baseboards out from the wall so she can eat them
When i thought she couldn't get more cute you tell me her name is Muffin, now i wanna to carry her
To my left is just a door. So I guess I gotta shove a whole door up my ass
... 40 oz metal water bottle...
My fiance is 5' tall. I'm going to literally explode.
Don't look up "anal vore"
Depends on how you shove him tho.........as long as your fiance is a man
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
A couch. Is this like one of JD Vance's fantasies? To be fucked by a couch?
Huh??????
I'm pretty sure air already does this
Idk how to interpret this when I read it while laying on my right side. What's on my left... the sun?
You sleeping on a park bench?
The roof
Cat wand toy.
Perforated bowel coming up
Well.. it's a door. At least my ass will be closed for business after that.
Cup.
Uhhhh
Put The Cat down shane dawson
I only have a table to my left... Well this is gonna hurt.
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My husband? Normal day.
Well looks like u got the best option
Whew, just a coffee mug.
My poor Blåhaj…
Nice, just a coke spoon
haha nvidia shield toblerone remote
I just walked past a parked car as I read that—it's been nice knowing you all
A mirror. Or... Myself?
The wall? I wonder how that's gonna work
Toilet paper? All according to plan
Same but would be maybe better to not have it go all the way up
I guess he's trying to deep clean the pipes
To my left is my dog Courage, she weighs about 50 lbs so having her shoved up my ass would probably end my life
A teaspoon, or worryingly the kitchen table upon which it is sitting.
A 30cm offset serrated bread knife? At least the base is vaguely flared.
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Small metal filling cabinet that is wider than I am, death is what I get
Of all guitars, why did I choose a ten-string one
chuckles nervously in double neck
looks at radiator dubiously
A wall?!
OK, there's actually a banana to my left, but I already did that today
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