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[–] MrVilliam@lemm.ee 1 points 48 minutes ago

She just heard her mermaid singing this and thought she'd help out:

I wanna be where the people are
I wanna see, wanna see 'em dancin'
Walking around on those, what do you call 'em?
Oh, feet

[–] RBWells@lemmy.world 11 points 2 hours ago

Mermaid hair! It's awesome!

[–] ExtantHuman@lemm.ee 4 points 2 hours ago

My kid would love this

[–] ObstreperousCanadian@lemmy.ca 74 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 5 points 2 hours ago

How dare anyone enjoy anything that I wouldn't or couldn't do myself!

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 27 points 5 hours ago

That's pretty good!

[–] 2ugly2live@lemmy.world 43 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

Looks like she was part of a "crazy hair" day or having "fun," as the kids say.

[–] xor@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 4 hours ago

fun? what so are you saying it’s possible to do something for amusement and not for social status?

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 3 points 3 hours ago

I get rizz and alpha and skipidi, but wtf is "fun"?

[–] jaschen@lemm.ee 20 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I'm a 46 year old dude with long hair and I would rock this.

Money, meet mouth.

Do it!

[–] meyotch@slrpnk.net 23 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Don’t think of this as weird, it’s a huge flex. May I also point out that she has people on her team? This is not a one-person hairdo.

[–] SolarMonkey@slrpnk.net 1 points 27 minutes ago* (last edited 25 minutes ago)

Have to disagree that it’s not a one-person hairdo. It’s a simple French braid. If she had the Barbie lay across her head with the legs pulled back so it was bent at the hips, she could very easily have done it herself and then positioned the Barbie, assuming she can French braid. You’d only need a couple rows of the braid in to hold it securely, at which point standing it back up would pull the legs closer together and tighten everything up so she could finish and have it held securely.

Or if it was left loose enough at the top the Barbie could have been added after, which the green says may be the case (or that could be colored hair gel, dunno)

(Source: had Barbies and can French braid my own hair)

[–] SassyRamen@lemmy.world 105 points 8 hours ago

I mean it's pretty sick

[–] Dave@lemmy.nz 113 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 29 points 7 hours ago

It is really really awesome.

[–] FMT99@lemmy.world 85 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

I dunno but I love it. Let your freak flag fly. Thinking everything is cringe, is cringe.

[–] reactionality@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 7 hours ago

You're cringe for not thinking everything is cringe.

[–] Valthorn@feddit.nu 59 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 7 points 7 hours ago

Comment section winner. 🔱

[–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 53 points 8 hours ago

She was thinking "this is going to look awesome!" and she was right.

[–] acidbattery@lemm.ee 79 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (1 children)

“Better to have a mermaid in your hair than crabs in your bikini bottom.”

-Ancient Proverb or something, idk.

[–] Jerb322@lemmy.world 20 points 7 hours ago

Hariel the Merbraid

[–] argh_another_username@lemmy.ca 22 points 8 hours ago

Crazy Hair Day is a thing in schools. Maybe she’s a teacher.

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 7 points 6 hours ago

She was letting her freak flag fly, and more power to her

[–] qkalligula@my-place.social 12 points 7 hours ago

@Mickey7

...as a Hispanic male... This is Hispanic as fuck... There's like an sub culture of weird 'buy a barbie and make some other extravagent doll for decoration' and this is clearly an offshoot...

[–] baggins@lemmy.ca 22 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Nobody knows what it means but it's provocative it gets the people going

[–] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 4 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Ball so hard muthafuckas wanna fiiiind me

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago

Now what she order (what she order)

Filet-O-Fish

[–] Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 17 points 8 hours ago

She was thinking “Mermaid”.

[–] Sylvartas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 7 hours ago

That's not even ATBGE because imo that's not really bad taste. But it is on the weirder side.

[–] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 12 points 8 hours ago

"I want to be where the people are"

[–] MyFriendGodzilla@lemmy.world 8 points 7 hours ago

pretty cool though lol

[–] AidsKitty@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago

I wonder when showering if she removes the mermaid or just leaves it there and washes her hair too?