Do you have a fade? 
I have a fade...ing hairline ๐ฆฒ
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No. I have unintentionally, in a fit of synchronicity, begun to look like lenin of he was ginger.
i fucked up with the wrong guard and now my head and face are a zero and my mustache is 11/10
Nope, mine is a mess atm since Im letting it grow again.
Iโve got a disconnect
I have a fade from my shoulders (long) to my back (short)
The real question is how many people here have the broccoli haircut
All of them. We're vegan.
Dear carnists: if bacon's so epic, why is there no bacon haircut? 
Are you just pretending this doesn't exist?? 
My hair was curly before this was popular!
No, I'm more like 
literally me
You guys have hair?
Don't lie, as a wizard 90% of your body is hair
Not where it counts owl, I could high top fade my back but what good is that?
mid-riff-fade
I don't have a fade or catch fade, I get faded.
Keep your filthy buzzer from away from my luscious shoulder length curls.
No I've got long curly beautiful girl hair because gender is stupid and with all this beautiful hair I'm not gonna make it short. The world deserves to see my luscious locks in all their glory
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i have this
My HiFi has L/R balance and Forward/Rear Fade. 
I do every six months or so I actually get my hair cut.
no but it's because im white and i don't want to look like a right wing podcaster
Couldn't have said it better tbh
Yeah im pretty cross faded right now 
I have not cut my hair in... 10? years.
Ya, all my hair faded away
In this house we do low taper fades
No, I have the simplest hair style possible.
I have a degree in conservation biology and environmental science, and my hair hasn't been cut in god knows how long and is about halfway to my waist. I feel like a walking stereotype tbqh.
define fade in this context
Like hair
ah then no, my hair took forever to grow and it just kind of stopped growing I don't think I can bare some clippers next to me. Never liked being roughed up at the barber anyway shoving my head around to buzz it growing up
Yes, it has all faded away entirely.
No. I get shaved low and even, so i can put of going back for as long as possible.
Too old to care.
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