Do you have a fade? 
I have a fade...ing hairline ๐ฆฒ
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Nope, mine is a mess atm since Im letting it grow again.
The real question is how many people here have the broccoli haircut
All of them. We're vegan.
Dear carnists: if bacon's so epic, why is there no bacon haircut? 
Are you just pretending this doesn't exist?? 
My hair was curly before this was popular!
No, I'm more like 
literally meYou guys have hair?
Don't lie, as a wizard 90% of your body is hair
Not where it counts owl, I could high top fade my back but what good is that?
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I don't have a fade or catch fade, I get faded.
No I've got long curly beautiful girl hair because gender is stupid and with all this beautiful hair I'm not gonna make it short. The world deserves to see my luscious locks in all their glory
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Keep your filthy buzzer from away from my luscious shoulder length curls.
My HiFi has L/R balance and Forward/Rear Fade. 
i have this
I do every six months or so I actually get my hair cut.
no but it's because im white and i don't want to look like a right wing podcaster
Couldn't have said it better tbh
Yeah im pretty cross faded right now 
I have not cut my hair in... 10? years.
In this house we do low taper fades
Ya, all my hair faded away
No, I have the simplest hair style possible.
I have a degree in conservation biology and environmental science, and my hair hasn't been cut in god knows how long and is about halfway to my waist. I feel like a walking stereotype tbqh.
define fade in this context
Like hair
ah then no, my hair took forever to grow and it just kind of stopped growing I don't think I can bare some clippers next to me. Never liked being roughed up at the barber anyway shoving my head around to buzz it growing up
Drug culture and sex jokes stole all the words.
I don't follow either so this comment is lost on me 
Yes, it has all faded away entirely.
Too old to care.
Nah I think it would look silly on me
I have the IT Crowd-era Richard Ayoade haircut.
No. I get shaved low and even, so i can put of going back for as long as possible.
Yes. Every time I've gone to the barber since donating my locks, I hold up a picture of Yanis Varoufakis for reference
No. I get very short buzz cut. I can't bother with fine details. Scalp has to breathe
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