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[–] PanArab@lemm.ee 21 points 5 days ago

Genocide Joe is suffering a fraction of what he inflicted on the Palestinians

[–] PorkrollPosadist@hexbear.net 31 points 5 days ago
[–] Utter_Karate@hexbear.net 33 points 5 days ago

Actually, to put it in medical terms his generation are more familiar with he was diagnosed with "An unnatural abundanse of the black bile and with waning phlegm, as in those stricken with the Kingsevil or leprosy most foul", but I guess "aggressive prostate cancer" is what the kids call it on their TikTok now.

[–] Des@hexbear.net 34 points 5 days ago

see you in hell sicko-power we have such sights to show you

[–] refolde@hexbear.net 24 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Came back to some good news.

I hope he has visions of all the Palestinian children he helped Israel murder as he lays dying in pain.

[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 17 points 5 days ago

At time of this news 100s of people in Palestine were killed by air strikes. More outpouring for him than these people.

[–] adultswim_antifa@hexbear.net 32 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] LuigiMaoFrance@lemmy.ml 28 points 5 days ago

Ideally this ghoul should spend the next 20 years in prison, but I'll take it. Without him neither the genocide in Palestine nor Trump's second term would have happened. Rot in hell.

[–] axont@hexbear.net 31 points 5 days ago

I hope he dies

[–] aFairlyLargeCat@hexbear.net 17 points 5 days ago (3 children)

The cancer has spread to his bones

There’s no getting off Mr Bones Wild Ride.

skeleton-wave

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[–] Gorillatactics@hexbear.net 30 points 5 days ago (1 children)
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[–] WIIHAPPYFEW@hexbear.net 30 points 5 days ago

Remember when Bernie was “too old to run” in 2020

lmao

[–] trabpukcip@hexbear.net 31 points 5 days ago

Yeah I like "Meta"...

...Metastasizing cancer cells taking over Joe Biden's body

[–] Blakey@hexbear.net 24 points 5 days ago

I am once again expressing critical support for comrade cancer

[–] stink@lemmygrad.ml 19 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Hahahahah ripbozo, see you in hell. I dont give a FUCK about decency

[–] refolde@hexbear.net 17 points 5 days ago

Civility delenda est

[–] Angel@hexbear.net 25 points 5 days ago
[–] Dessa@hexbear.net 24 points 5 days ago
[–] buh@hexbear.net 21 points 5 days ago (1 children)

There is a specter haunting Biden's glands who-must-go

[–] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 22 points 5 days ago

aww c'mon man

Doc says ol' Joe's got crabs in his keister

ya know we've got a saying in Dover, (unintelligible)

biden-the-thing

[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 19 points 5 days ago

pray-against

Allah, may his suffering be great

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 16 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Knowing these ghouls they won't let him die an easy death either. They'll prolong his life so they can roll him out to endorse the next ghoul catgirl-heart

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[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 26 points 5 days ago

Ohhh, so when he said he was gonna cure cancer he meant in the, like, adding a bunch of smoke or nitrates sense! That really clears things up doggirl-thumbsup

[–] nothx@hexbear.net 26 points 5 days ago (3 children)
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[–] Seasonal_Peace@hexbear.net 24 points 5 days ago

very sorry for the cancer

[–] SerLava@hexbear.net 18 points 5 days ago (2 children)
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[–] acab_means_cop_Dva@hexbear.net 22 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Can't wait for the crashout hunter podcast and subsequent crypto grift; Unchained with Hunter Biden

[–] marxisthayaca@hexbear.net 25 points 5 days ago
[–] moonlake@hexbear.net 10 points 5 days ago

Cancer take my energy spirit-bomb

Crabs on standby sicko-crab

[–] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 20 points 5 days ago

Bad news: God is real

Good news: God is real

[–] Fatdork2@hexbear.net 23 points 5 days ago

Last stop for the prostate massage express.

[–] SoyViking@hexbear.net 16 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I hope he suffers for a long time and that he is haunted by visions of all the people he murdered and by the knowledge of where he's going to spend the afterlife.

But who's going to be the democrat candidate in 2028 now?

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[–] BynarsAreOk@hexbear.net 15 points 5 days ago

I'm glad to watch him suffer but at the same time there is not really even a tiny vestige of a conscious mind inside that walking corpse so this barely fulfills me.

They get to suffer only after well and truly it doesn't matter anymore, this is not justice its almost as if there was a deity of irony laughing at us at every step.

[–] HelluvaBottomCarter@hexbear.net 22 points 5 days ago

God could dad kick a bucket.

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