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[–] Keld@hexbear.net 7 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

No he isn't. He's too smooth

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 7 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (1 children)

Joe Rogan is NOT smooth.

Pls pls pls can our next struggle session be about the smoothness of Joe Rogans forehead

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 4 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (1 children)

We will divide into hyper and hypo scrotal camps and fight. Accusing each other of uhhhh... body shaming people's scrotums and/or Joe Rogan

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 3 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (1 children)

Are you laughing at my smooth, bald head resembling scrotum?

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 4 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (1 children)

I'm just saying we should put your scrotum and Joe rogan in a wind tunnel to compare smoothness, smooth-scrote.

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 3 points 15 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Keld@hexbear.net 2 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Plus you could teabag Joe Rogan in the wind tunnel

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 2 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

There's only one problem

spoilerowls don't have scrotums

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 2 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (1 children)

So this whole debate was caused by you packing smooth plastic truck nuts?

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 2 points 15 hours ago
[–] D61@hexbear.net 4 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Joe Rogan

Joe ~~Rogan~~ Scrotum

fry hmmm... its too perfect to be a coincidence.

[–] buh@hexbear.net 5 points 15 hours ago
[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 6 points 18 hours ago

Too bad hes not neutered

[–] chiefterror@hexbear.net 6 points 18 hours ago

Not enough wild & unwanted hair. Bad take

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 3 points 18 hours ago

Post

picard-pointing Computer, post thread!

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 3 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I'm not posting my scrotum just because you told me to.

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 2 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Holy shit, Joe Rogan is Hexbear?! 😱😱😱

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 4 points 18 hours ago

No, I just have him in my nether regions where he won't shut the fuck up.

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 2 points 17 hours ago

My mind automatically went Joe biden because wrinkly old zionist