this post was submitted on 24 May 2025
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[–] Harvey656@lemmy.world 39 points 8 hours ago

Notice they never said no to the incest parentage.

[–] match@pawb.social 45 points 8 hours ago
[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 107 points 10 hours ago (4 children)

I'm thinking we don't exactly want everybody on Lemmy. Just the people who'd actually put in a little bit of effort.

Yes, I know this is the shitpost community.

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 112 points 10 hours ago (2 children)
[–] socsa@piefed.social 43 points 10 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Burninator05@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Imma store ur pee in ma balls.

[–] don@lemm.ee 32 points 9 hours ago (2 children)
[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 16 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

[puts on robe and wizard hat]

[–] don@lemm.ee 6 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

What the fuck, I told you not to message me again.

[–] tophneal@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 hours ago
[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 33 points 9 hours ago (1 children)
[–] match@pawb.social 21 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (2 children)

[inflates you making you big and round]

[–] Wilco@lemm.ee 2 points 4 hours ago

Tan balloon! Tan balloon! Hahahaha

[–] NotProLemmy@lemmy.ml 6 points 7 hours ago

[greentexts you]

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 12 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Goddammit I was going to steal it!

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 9 points 9 hours ago (1 children)
[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 3 points 5 hours ago
[–] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 28 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

What better place than Lemmy shitpost for premium "[farts in face]" discourse?

[–] PlasticExistence@lemmy.world 11 points 10 hours ago

Terrence and Philip?

[–] socsa@piefed.social 14 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Y'all are delusional if you think Lemmy doesn't have this shit already. The main dev is legitimately in contention for the most cringe person on the Internet.

[–] Burninator05@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Shit. Did Elon buy this too?

[–] hansolo@lemm.ee 4 points 10 hours ago

For reeeeal, I want an internet univeristy town. If I wanted to deal with a dumptruck full of dickbags all the time, I would move to Boston and go back on reddit.

[–] RobotZap10000@feddit.nl 38 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Cano@lemm.ee 12 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Reminds me more of Diogenes but... Uh...

jerks off in public

[–] svcg@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 8 hours ago

In the agora straight up jorkin it.

[–] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 23 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

Oh people forget to not feed trolls everywhere; that's hardly a Lemmy phenomenon.

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 10 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 5 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I'm not sure how this relates to my statement.

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 2 points 5 hours ago

Lemmy is not reddit

[–] axEl7fB5@lemmy.cafe 6 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] hydrashok@sh.itjust.works 10 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (1 children)

As far as I’m aware, in the US, the only mandated and enforced expiration dates by law are for baby food manufacturers.

Everything else is a vendor suggestion.

And don’t feed the trolls.

[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

The US market regulations (except California for some reason) are surreal. $7.25 minimum wage, chlorinated chicken, bleached flour, lying labels etc.

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Apparently this is all about bird feed. Does this stuff normally have expiration dates?

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 5 points 9 hours ago

I was also on the internet when I was 14. It would have been better if I were ignored

[–] crusa187@lemmy.ml 1 points 7 hours ago

I’M FAARRTTIINNGGGG!!!

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 3 points 10 hours ago

Not missing anyone by leaving reddit, huh?

[–] rabber@lemmy.ca 3 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (2 children)

I love watching NPCs so much

Why censor usernames?

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 5 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

Because people WILL go and harass users whose names they've seen in screenshots. Sure it's usually not hard to find them anyway but you don't have to make it extra easy, do you?

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 1 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 3 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

... people who give a bit of a crap about other people....?

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)
[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 2 points 31 minutes ago

I'm sorry, what is confusing you?

[–] rabber@lemmy.ca 2 points 6 hours ago

Yeah I wanted to go look at fart guy's post history for more gold

[–] nave@lemmy.ca 5 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Why censor usernames?

To be honest I stole the screenshot

If you want heres the link

[–] Twinklebreeze@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago

I am shocked. Shocked.

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago

Fno I'll answer to all my emails like this

[–] KayLeadfoot@fedia.io 2 points 10 hours ago

His mom/aunt did not raise him right

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago

Both nachos. Obviously