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[–] Euler_eix@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (1 children)

I like the theory that the reason people like feet is because the area of the brain that controls your feet is close to the area that makes you feel things and in some people the "wires" can cross:

https://www.audacy.com/987thespot/latest/biologist-explains-why-some-people-have-foot-fetishes

[–] markovs_gun@lemmy.world 1 points 22 minutes ago

I feel like this is absurd with even a little bit of thought. Why does this sort of explanation apparently only work for feet and not other fetishes? Why does it matter if wires can get crossed for nerves in the feet if most people with foot fetishes are into other people's feet and not having things done to their own feet? This gets mentioned a lot online but it makes no sense.

[–] Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Also all the shit the sonic freaks are into.

[–] mysticpickle@lemmy.ca 4 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 3 points 7 hours ago

Surprisingly Sonic isn't pregnant here.

[–] atlien51@lemm.ee 1 points 13 hours ago

I don’t really get it tbh….

[–] _lilith@lemmy.world 41 points 1 day ago
[–] Rampsquatch@sh.itjust.works 58 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 9 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (2 children)
[–] Rampsquatch@sh.itjust.works 2 points 7 hours ago
[–] vaionko@sopuli.xyz 21 points 14 hours ago

It's not a good day to have eyes

[–] Halosheep@lemm.ee 27 points 1 day ago

The duality of man.

[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 38 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I think I just have a woman fetish. I've had "oh damn" moments with various body parts on different women over the years. Feet, hands, decolletage, ears, eyebrows... all sorts.

[–] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 14 points 21 hours ago
[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 131 points 1 day ago (5 children)

I always feel silly to be such a vanilla romantic. I don't need much more than a snuggle and a little poop on my chest.

[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 73 points 1 day ago (1 children)

honestly I'm just glad I don't have a shit fetish

[–] lobut@lemmy.ca 37 points 1 day ago (1 children)

So many possibilities just flushed down the toilet...

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[–] 58008@lemmy.world 30 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Kids. Thank god I'm not attracted to kids. Or animals. Anything else is fair game. Feet attached to a consenting adult are fine. Don't see the big deal. I like to spit-shine the rusty sheriff's badge, so why the fuck would I care if someone likes a boring regular appendage like a foot? 🤷‍

Unless there's some angle to this non-foot people don't understand? Like, maybe being turned on by feet is comorbid with an uncontrollable need to blast rope over any uncovered foot you see? Now that would suck.

[–] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 7 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (2 children)

I'm trying real hard to figure what a rusty sheriff badge is an allegory for

...... OH

[–] Machinist@lemmy.world 5 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Chocolate starfish, leather cheerio, balloon knot.

[–] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 2 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

I don't know what a cheerio is but the others I can see. Thanks for clarifying

[–] Machinist@lemmy.world 3 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

They're great for breakfast!

[–] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 2 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

This looks like what I would call a beignet, and indeed I can see the resemblance with the sheriff's badge

[–] warbond@lemmy.world 5 points 14 hours ago

Tongue-punching the fart box

[–] carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone 56 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (9 children)
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[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 29 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Not a foot fetishist, eh?

But you did post a Sonic meme... sideyes

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[–] jewbacca117@lemmy.world 84 points 1 day ago (17 children)

Deer god, why the fuck did you make foot people so vocal?

[–] Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 13 points 1 day ago

metric superiority

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