this post was submitted on 28 May 2025
95 points (99.0% liked)

memes

23327 readers
220 users here now

dank memes

Rules:

  1. All posts must be memes and follow a general meme setup.

  2. No unedited webcomics.

  3. Someone saying something funny or cringe on twitter/tumblr/reddit/etc. is not a meme. Post that stuff in /c/slop

  4. Va*sh posting is haram and will be removed.

  5. Follow the code of conduct.

  6. Tag OC at the end of your title and we'll probably pin it for a while if we see it.

  7. Recent reposts might be removed.

  8. Tagging OC with the hexbear watermark is praxis.

  9. No anti-natalism memes. See: Eco-fascism Primer

founded 4 years ago
MODERATORS
 
top 25 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] SuperZutsuki@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

I ate a curry made with sour cream that had been sitting in a hot car for 12 hours after I got off work last night. Pray for me.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] SevenSkalls@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

Was that hungry, huh?

[–] TraschcanOfIdeology@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago

Sometimes when you eat moldy bread you get high and dance along with all your neighbors for months on end.

[–] take_five_moments@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago

me when the edible hits

[–] Ath3ro@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago

i remember once i was so hungry and i finished my breakfast sandwich in 2 bites, my partner is about to take a bite and says “eww theirs mold” i almost cried, i almost died

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I have an old samsung phone for music.

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago

Damn okay uhhhhh, dibs on your beanis then

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Keld@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

yeah but there's mold on that smooch

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It was penicillin!

Cleared my canker sores right up!

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oh but then sorosfootsoldier is gonna be fine, and you're going to have to give him the smooch back. :(

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

i like smooches

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago

Can you turn the hdd into a torrent and leave it on so we can all get the pirated games too?

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] mendiCAN@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

i thought Brad mold was not bad for you. penicillin n whatnot. no? is alit a special bread mold?

[–] aebletrae@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's not just penicillium. There's also aspergillus, the bread fungus that gives you autism.

[–] astronot@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago

Somebody alert RFK!

mmm penicillin