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[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

will my verification cans still work after July 7?

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago

You will need to purchase new cans. Most people like to have a steady supply anyway.

[–] Dessa@hexbear.net 10 points 2 days ago
[–] buh@hexbear.net 8 points 2 days ago

:jack-black-soy:

[–] miz@hexbear.net 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

am I gonna have to go to [winces] knowyourmeme to find out where chicken jockey came from

save me from this fate

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

It's a marketing meme for the Minecraft Movie

[–] astronot@hexbear.net 5 points 2 days ago

Instead of beanis, will we now be required to talk about L-L-L-Lava Ch-Ch-Ch-Chicken?

[–] adultswim_antifa@hexbear.net 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Get out of here old man!

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 5 points 2 days ago

As interim moderator of Fake News, I'm calling this out as fake news.

The real name will be changed to PolygonalParrots.edu.

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 5 points 2 days ago

I just got confirmation for my JockeyPlus membership. I cant wait to be part of the future of posting

[–] GoodGuyWithACat@hexbear.net 3 points 2 days ago

Ouch, right in the soapstones.

[–] HarryLime@hexbear.net 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Excuse me, this isn't /c/badposting

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

That's because it is 100% a real post. We are not joking.

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Will HexbearGold memberships transfer over to JockeyPlus? I bought a lifetime subscription!

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago

Unfortunately HexbearGold is not supported on ChickenJockey.com, however, setting up a JockeyPlus subscription is easy!