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[–] Leviathan@lemmy.world 40 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I have pretty severe ADHD and I fucking hate food delivery service apps. What is this post even trying to say?

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 8 points 8 hours ago

They're saying their mental illness is to blame for their addiction to having fast food delivered and if you don't think they are entitled to these services you are a bigot.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 4 points 17 hours ago

Stupid people say stupid things

What the heck is this convoluted, but incoherent post? OP must have ADHD jumping between these topics and thinking they're related

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 49 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

... they deliver food in old city centres like this al the same, they just use bikes or mopeds.

Also non-car food delivery is better, especially during rush hours.

[–] basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 1 day ago

The vehicles are also cheaper in every thinkable way.

[–] heythatsprettygood@feddit.uk 28 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Most of the delivery services here in the UK even in places with big roads use bicycles, mopeds, or at most a small hatchback car. They can easily fit through that city.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 3 points 21 hours ago

Oh, the vehicle was the issue? I though that the central square was deemed to be too confusing for some reason.

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Well yes but see i don't live there and i need to keep driving my ford F50000 fleshreaper, BLOOD FOR THE CAR GOD

[–] heythatsprettygood@feddit.uk 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Oh goodness, this is reminding me of the SUV/truck hellscape most manufacturers are trying to push nowadays. Even my inner car guy hates those with a burning passion, as it killed so many cool cars.

[–] minibyte@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Everything is a big white boring box or a highway train.

[–] Leviathan@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

All equipped with child-killer front ends that are totally crash-incompatible with every normal car.

End the light-truck exemption.

[–] heythatsprettygood@feddit.uk 3 points 1 day ago

Things are this are why I am so glad for European crash safety regulations. Even an adult getting hit by an F150 must feel like getting hit by a brick wall.

[–] KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 day ago

Can confirm, food delivery bikes are a common sight here

[–] Pulptastic@midwest.social 20 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Is there an association between adhd and food delivery?

My moomer trait is I just don’t get food delivery.

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 3 points 8 hours ago

I don't see how anyone can look at those prices and not immediately cancel the transaction. Also the idea of some rando handling my food unsupervised is not appealing.

Don't... Please don't say it like that. We already had the stupidest sounding generation name.

I guess the devil shits on the biggest pile.

[–] kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 day ago

I feel like that's a millennial trait too, simply because we're all too broke to afford the markup.

[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 33 points 1 day ago

Carbrains cant imagine how a system that yeets you across the city at 70kmph underground could exist.

[–] recklessengagement@lemmy.world 78 points 1 day ago (9 children)

"ADHD-adjacent food services" this person can fuck aaaaaalll the way off

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[–] ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Do American towns not have town squares? My (European) town has 3, that I know of.

[–] insaneinthemembrane@lemmy.world 3 points 18 hours ago

Fun fact... The mall was invented to replace the town square that an Austrian immigrant architect missed.

[–] ansiz@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Most modern US towns were basically founded about or after the time cars were invented. Or at least have experienced the vast amount of it's growth since the car was invented. So stores and shops, courthouses, post offices, etc have just been built all over the place.

[–] __dev@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Many(most?) older towns did have a town square, many still do in various forms. Though it's not the town square they're about; it's the medium density mixed-use housing.

[–] silentTeee@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 day ago

Not really, we tend to have a "main street" where all the popular businesses are lined up, but otherwise a lot of towns are pretty car-centric.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 35 points 1 day ago (1 children)

ADHD-adjacent food services

LOL

[–] joel_feila@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Yeah really like wtf

[–] syklemil@discuss.tchncs.de 132 points 1 day ago (9 children)

Ah yes, traditional urban cores, historically entirely without any good food options, either delivered, on the go, or even sit-down at odd hours

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 59 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

me in ancient times desperately trying to attach my Gyro Bell order to a dove at 3am

"Stop squirming or I'll just eat you instead, you little bastard!"

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[–] frostysauce@lemmy.world 61 points 1 day ago (3 children)

What the fuck does ADHD have to do with Doordash?

[–] recklessengagement@lemmy.world 43 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Literally nothing.

Shitty people will associate ANY impulsive decision with ADHD because they get all their mental health information from short-form content.

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[–] scbasteve7@lemm.ee 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

With ADHD, you can suddenly be depleted of energy, not have the motivation to cook, or simply forget to eat. When you get hungry you can go ," Ah whatever I'll order delivery"

NOW. It may be more prominent in ADHD folk, as myself, but it is not just an ADHD folk issue. This person is just making ADHD their entire personality, and pointing fingers at things they don't like.

Also, I'm almost positive that Madrid( is this Madrid?)has food delivery services.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 1 day ago

food delivery services are better in car-light places, because cars (as we all know) fundamentally fucking suck shit.

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[–] Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca 79 points 1 day ago (5 children)

I have ADHD and never once used and doordash or Uber stuff...I may be all over the place but I'm not an idiot who would willing pay 25-50% extra for nothing .

[–] Turret3857@infosec.pub 30 points 1 day ago (2 children)

☝️🗣️ LISTEN UP LEMMINGS, MY PRESIDENT IS TALKING!!

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[–] burgerchurgarr@lemmus.org 37 points 1 day ago (3 children)

My euro brain cannot comprehend that Americans are discussing about it like it’s something weird or exotic let alone anything special.

Love you all and would love to have a huge ass truck and a shotgun and live the Pißwasser advertisement lifestyle, but it’s really just a square. Sometimes they do markets there from like 6am-9am on a Saturday though which is nice if you hate sleeping. Also there’s probably a McDonald’s. Now you know all our town square secrets

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[–] bitwolf@sh.itjust.works 37 points 1 day ago

Idk I see a lot of ubereats on bicycles already

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 30 points 1 day ago

"my car brain cannot fathom how such places can exist, where is the parking, why aren't there more lanes???"

[–] Derpenheim@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You're lazy and can't accept that you have no self control. Stop blaming mental illness. Yes people have it. No it isnt the reason you are worthless sack of shit. That's all you.

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