Please be dying, please be dying, please be dying.
Please let Joe Biden outlive this sack of shit.
this post was submitted on 11 Jun 2025
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I hope his legs fucking snap like twigs under the immense weight of his obese, fascist body.
But I just read the other month he's got the same height/bmi as those NFL players?
I am concerned about his health...not being poor enough. Obese piece of shit.
Besides they aren't leg braces, those are the extra strong straps for his shit catching suit he has to wear for when his adult incontinence panties start to overflow.
I have never seen the word "concern" used so incorrectly.
I'm concerned that he isn't sick enough.
Whatever it is, I hope it’s painful.
You made me laugh, which when it's Trump news is always a good thing. usually I would want to cry.
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Health concern doesn't seem like the right term to me, it implies I would be upset if he was ill. Maybe, poor health hope?
I'm not concerned that his health is poor, I'm concerned that his health is good.
MAGA is a cult of personality, there is no #2. He holds100% of the power. When he reaches room temperature, there will be a massive insider battle for control, but it will be for naught. NOBODY will follow anyone but HitlerPig himself.
Instead, MAGA will transition to a religious sect, and literally worship HitlerPig as a God, or at least as a prophet.
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I'm concerned he might be in good enough health to last the next 3 and a half years
Donald Lump.
I hope Trump lives long enough, that we can Nuremberg Peter Thiel and other leaders of Project 2025. The odds of that go down if the neoconfederates have an effective leader.
Well, this is better than what immediately came to my mind when I read 'lumps in Trump's pants', at least.
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So he has become too fat for his legs?
That's not as big a problem as you'd think because they have those scooters at the supermarket. You can ask another shopper to reach stuff on the upper shelves for you.
as long as it's not a scooty puff junior
Please let Cheeto Hitler collapse on camera. A pathetic slump would be the perfect bow to wrap all of this in, sooner than later. Cyanide and a self-headshot would display infinitely more conviction and accountability than today's version could ever muster.
The tinshitman
Ideally, he has a stroke when he sees people protesting his little dick parade.
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Come on massive stroke I got a lot riding on ya.
It has to be a stroke big enough to take out Vance and Johnson at the same time, and fuck up the chain of succession.
Vance suffers an epileptic seizure, shits himself, and bites off Donny Jr.
Trump panics and strokes out; Vance suffocates on the severed pecker.
Johnson goes to call for help, slips on Vance's shit, and falls face first onto Trump's stainless steel buttplug.
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Maybe leg braces, but I'm betting it's catheter bags. Taco Don switched from diapers.
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Mud flowed up in lump's pajamas
He totally confused all the passing piranhas
He's lump, he's lump
He's in my head
He's lump, he's lump, he's lump
He might be dead
Unfortunately his clothes always fit so terribly so who the fuck knows
By the Presidents of the United States, no less.
Please be dying. God, I will do so much more to improve the world if he's gone...
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He doesn’t deserve medical aids. He should beg from the floor.
(1st term) Dude got rushed to a private floor of a hospital, with a dozen doctors on call just for him, when he fucked around with covid and we all bailed him out! For him to then come out and tell others not to be afraid of the virus. From the party looking to take health care away from millions. I mean, where to begin?
They are officially Weekend at Bernie's-ing him. They have a exoskeleton propping his ass up.
It’s probably body armor straps. No way he isn’t scared of being in public.
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Isn't it just the stilt system he uses to make himself look taller? Part of the reason why he always stands pointing out his ass like he is about to take a shit in your general direction.
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Americans not electing presidents that poop their pants challenge: Impossible
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Based on the rule of "it's always projection with these guys", I'm going to conclude elon just did a shitty job on his robot after executing trump.
So what would cause lower-extremities weakness and urinary incontinence? More mini-strokes, perhaps?
Spinal injuries, diabetes, an assortment of neurological conditions. Honestly whatever else he's got going on, given he's essentially worn heels every day for decades while also obese, I'd put good money that his back and knees are absolutely fucked.
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Speedrunning the decline, when do we get to the "dead in a ditch on fire" part?
Dead hanging upside down from a gas station awning would work just fine too
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I can only imagine his medical team is made up of various mad scientist types as any decent healthcare professional should be refusing to treat him. Do no harm. ✌️😉
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