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[–] tamal3@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Green beans are technically fruits

[–] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago
[–] BigBenis@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Does green apple count? It feels like an adjective but considering there's "green apple" flavored candy, I'd consider it a part of the noun.

[–] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I think the name for that variety is Granny Smith. The reason why it isn't called "Granny-Smith-flavored candy" will be left as an exercise for the reader.

[–] cygnosis@lemmy.world 92 points 3 days ago (5 children)

I mean, orange was right there...

[–] NightFantom@slrpnk.net 126 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Which is a colour named after the fruit iirc

[–] Skua@kbin.earth 63 points 3 days ago

It is! We could use redcurrants, blackcurrants, and blackberries though

[–] cygnosis@lemmy.world 15 points 3 days ago (1 children)

A fact that I hadn't realized. TIL.

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[–] Jordan117@lemmy.world 59 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] redsunrise@programming.dev 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

right on. this tweet is like saying "there's not a single country in africa that starts with the letter K." there obviously is, but it's targeting people who are knowledgable enough to know the answer but not intelligent enough to understand the point of the tweet.

[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This is how you do engagement bait

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[–] razorcandy@discuss.tchncs.de 26 points 3 days ago

Just a little fun fact: the color was actually named after the fruit and not the other way around :D

“The word "orange" came into English from the Old French "pomme d'orenge", which referred to the fruit.”

There are still blackberries though…

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 14 points 3 days ago

I think this might have been a joke abstracted to allude to that, without falling for the trap. Oranges were not named after the color, the color was named after the fruit.

[–] Suck_on_my_Presence@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (15 children)

But aren't oranges actually green?

*Not a joke, btw. Oranges grown in tropical places are green.

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[–] aesthelete@lemmy.world 65 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Orange, cherry, blackberry, etc.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 80 points 3 days ago (3 children)

I'm pretty sure orange and cherry are named after the fruit, but Blackberry is true.

[–] ipitco@lemmy.super.ynh.fr 71 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Nah it's inspired from the phone

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 41 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] Impound4017@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 days ago (2 children)

That tracks. Steve Jobs was known for his enjoyment of fruit, to a potentially problematic degree.

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[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 17 points 3 days ago (18 children)

Pendants will argue that black is not a colour

[–] sxan@midwest.social 17 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Physicists might argue that, but black is a color linguistically and in common usage; I'd argue that since OP was generally speaking in a linguistic context, linguistic rules override physics pedantry.

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[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 day ago

One might ask Crayola.

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[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The source for this is old reddit threads, so hardly authoritative, but supposedly the color orange was actually named after the food item.

[–] Denjin@lemmings.world 15 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Yes indeed. Before we had "orange", and also "purple" everything was just "red" which is why we have red onions and red cabbage that are anything but red and several species of bird are called red despite being clearly orange coloured.

[–] Bytemite@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Purple was sort of around. There was a dye derived by clams with a name that sounds like purple by the Phoenicians, Greeks, then Romans, and was more of a red-purple to red, but that eventually evolved into the word we use now. They also attributed it to the color of wine and of all things, the ocean.

Weirdly blue is a pretty rare color concept in the ancient world, and a number of cultures often just combined it with green, or vice versa. The closest to blue as a concept they usually got was indigo, another dye imported from India, and they'd dilute that into woad for a slightly lighter more pastel/ periwinkle blue (it wouldn't stick as well as true indigo though).

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

And why orange haired people still have red hair.

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[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Even if those leaves were a fruit, they're not called greens. Some kinds of leaves are called that as a general term, but not the ones in the picture. He's wrong on so many levels!

[–] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 8 points 1 day ago

Is that what he was saying? That's what I was confused about. Those leaves are not greens. They are green, but still everything you said.

[–] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 22 points 3 days ago

Blackberries

[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 3 days ago (5 children)
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[–] dwemthy@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

Yellow squash

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