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What the fuck is Elon doing?! (hexbear.net)
submitted 1 week ago by TheRogueKitten@hexbear.net to c/slop@hexbear.net
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Just found this during my morning coffee and...

I mean... WTF?

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[–] corvidenjoyer@hexbear.net 9 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

So I made the unfortunate mistake of going through the thread to figure out what the hell was going on.

  1. Grok has a companion feature that apparently lets you choose between grok looking and sounding like this (yes, they have sound roll d20 for psychic damage) d20-ah-fuck

la creature

Or the suspciously Misa shaped "anime wifu" version.

...

Did I mention that she looks like Misa? doggirl-gloom

Misa Misad20-fuck-ya saves? There are no saves here. This is the damage modifier.

  1. Also elon taged a random person named grok, then plundered the account instead of fixing his mistake.

spoiler

[–] TheRogueKitten@hexbear.net 10 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Oh my God... he has a type...

Elon probably thinks he's light yagami.

[–] corvidenjoyer@hexbear.net 9 points 6 days ago

You are not the only person to make this observation. agony-mescaline

[–] john_brown@hexbear.net 57 points 1 week ago

Ketamine, I assume

[–] socialistonion@hexbear.net 56 points 1 week ago (1 children)

We need to ban divorced men from using AI

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 18 points 1 week ago

We could adopt something similar to the isis widow scheme but for guys. As soon as the divorce is finalised the dude police comes and picks you up and puts you in the lockup until someone comes and marries you or you can prove your normalcy on a sustained basis. Now the one danger here is gay marriage.

[–] LENINSGHOSTFACEKILLA@hexbear.net 54 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Same thing he always does - take drugs (usually ket + whatever is on the menu), goon out, post on twitter, stroke his ego, pretend he knows science things, and help the rise of fascism.

[–] neroiscariot@hexbear.net 26 points 1 week ago

eat hot chip and lie?

[–] SoloboiNanook@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago

Ketamine and gooning is a difficult combo lol

[–] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 46 points 1 week ago

A billionaire afrikaners version of posting through it I guess.

Ketamine wrecks more than bladders. Who knew.

[–] axont@hexbear.net 40 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

About ten years ago Elon Musk changed his profile to an image of the character Kagerou Imaizumi from the Touhou Project series. His bio read "nya I'm a cat girl."

Except as every normal person knows, Kagerou Imaizumi (the stage 3 boss from Double Dealing Character) is in fact a werewolf, not a cat girl. The game identifies her with the title of the Bamboo Forest's Loup-Garou. I can excuse many forms of cringe, but being a Touhou secondary or tertiary is an unforgivable sin. Musk will die without seeing the face of God.

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 35 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The fascists are better than us at reaching children because they are massive children themselves and not at all embarrassed by it in the slightest.

[–] TheRogueKitten@hexbear.net 23 points 1 week ago

That and a good portion of them are unrepentant diddlers.

[–] sniper_culture@hexbear.net 31 points 1 week ago (1 children)

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 24 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Planning to be a vtuber next maybe after failing as a Gam*r fellow-kids but using a girly avatar would be too woke for him so...next would be go****.. hentai-free volcel-judge

[–] Cimbazarov@hexbear.net 21 points 1 week ago

Look i posted anime girl you commoners enjoy, please like me billionaire-tears

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 19 points 1 week ago

Blonde hair and Blue eyes. Fascinating choice.

[–] crazyminner@lemmy.ml 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I don't get it. It's just an anime girl?

[–] WIIHAPPYFEW@hexbear.net 39 points 1 week ago (1 children)

*an ai chatbot with a fully 3d anime girl as its avatar which he’s 100% using as a replacement for his failed attempts at romance

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 27 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I mean does he even really attempt romance? As far as we know his romances consist of mailing people his sperm and not talking to his partner for months at a time.

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago

don't forget telling them that he is "the alpha" at their wedding.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago

Happy for you Elon, treat your waifu right and all that.